We haven’t got a spare planet. If we had it, we would sell it long time ago.

If time is money, how much is a lifetime?

A lollygagger is a person choking on a lollipop. That works perfectly, because I sell Heimlich Maneuvers in a variety of flavors.

I had a dream about you. I invented and sold shoes that left no footprints, and you were thinking about committing a murder in a muddy area. I said that committing a murder was a...

The label doesn’t do anything but put your record in the store, that’s all they do. And tell you, you don’t have a single… and tell you, it’s not gonna sell… that’s what the label...

One who is hungry for growth, doesn’t requires motivation and training.. He just needs an opportunity…

There’s nothing wrong with doing sequels, they’re just easier to sell.

Starting and growing a business is as much about the innovation, drive, and determination of the people behind it as the product they sell.

I’m a label that wants to sell. I believe in clothes.

Rollie Fingers called. He wants his fingers back. And his mustache. Too bad I sold them to 1969 to buy some free love. Wait, if it was free, why did I buy it? 1969 ripped...

Love will find you eventually, I guarantee it. That’s why you need to buy an invisible cloak from me for the one-time low price of $77,777.77. Offer valid for emotional invalids only.

I had a dream about you. I was selling dreams and you were selling sleep. We decided to partner up, until I used some of your product and went for a sleepwalk and fell off...

Make something people want and sell that, or be someone people need and sell you.

And let the Fed sell bonds to bring bank reserves back down to required reserve levels, so we have restraint on bank lending and bank issuances of liability.

Sales can never be done with ‘good’ skills or ‘good’ communication or ‘thorough’ product knowledge.. It can only be done with PASSION and U gotta be a people loving person, to be alive in sales…

I’ll give you money to buy what I’m selling, because I’m a savvy salesman.

I think the best way to attract venture capital is to try and come up with a demonstration of whatever product or service it is and ideally take that as far as you can. Just...

Nobody’s going to sell 10 million records by not working hard.

I carry a door with me wherever I go, because one, it’s symbolic for the opportunities that’ll open up for me, and two, I want to be the best door-to-door salesman who sells doors, so...

I’ll never sell 14 million like Hammer, I just wanna do a good Ice-T show.

I had a dream about you. I was a shoe salesman and you had no feet. I needed to make a sale or I’d be fired, and you needed reliable transportation. I suggested you buy...

Make your money on the buy, not the sell; this is true in any investment whether it’s real estate, business, or the stock market.

Always set your goals higher than you could ever possibly reach. That way, when you barely fall short, you’re still better than everybody else.

Sales is my Religion and Customer is my God and I Worship Him, The only thing is that my God is not very happy n generous always.

Why spend ten dollars to buy one item that does two things, when for five dollars a piece I can sell you two items that each does one thing?

1-12, how many Decembers does it take to sell thirteen to Mr. Fourteen and Mr. Months? Depends on how much love you throw in for free.

I’m a door-to-door salesman. I sell doors. If I can’t knock on yours, because you don’t have a door to knock on, I know you’ll be interested in what I’m selling.

I didn’t write the book to sell the book, but to tell my experiences.

If it sells, it sells. If it doesn’t sell, I’ll go make a movie.

A radio in a song in an ice cream cone. Two licks for free, and the third is for sale. My favorite flavor tastes like a commercial, because it’s made with 100% natural advertisement.

My first professional job was to sell heavy-duty waterless cookware.

Greenlanders’ heart is the environment. You can’t sell your heart for oil.

In army they say “Shoot to Kill” and in Sales “Pitch to Sell”.

Don’t let anyone sell you on the idea that anything (apart from the Lord Himself) is more important than your marriage. God means for your life and your marriage to be filled with passion and...

Her last name was Purchase, and I was sold. I tried to buy, but as there was only one of her, she was OUT OF STOCK. Better luck tomorrow.

The best way to sell a car is to first try to sell them an airplane, then a horse, and then finally bring up the newest model automobile you have for sale.

In our factory, we make lipstick. In our advertising, we sell hope.

You know what I can’t stand?” Stand. I’ll sell rants in small, medium, and large.

I make love like I sell sausages to strange women. One at a time, and always covered with a condom (to keep the flies away).

Everyone has something to sell. The greatest thing you can ever sell is an idea or talent.

I would say try to tell stories that you care about as opposed to stories that you think will sell.

No drug or drink can match the high/kick that a Sale gives you! Though the feeling can never be expressed in words but I feel like I am the king and on top of this...

No, even the best product ain’t gonna sell itself.

I vacuumed my piano, hoping to soak up the last of the concertos. I should sell musical sponges, for the lover in the kitchen in all of us.

I’ve got a lot of love to give. Did I say give? I meant to say sell.

The more sins you confess, the more books you will sell.

The canvas isn’t empty. It’s full of whatever you imagine it to be full of. My art is so conceptual that not only do I not tell, but I don’t even show. All I do...

The worst part about working in a hotel is when I’m tired, I know I can’t sample the very thing I sell: sleep. I also sell sex, but I must be discreet in the sheets.

Sooner or later, we sell out for money.

I don’t rely on my figure to sell records.