We haven’t got a spare planet. If we had it, we would sell it long time ago.

If time is money, how much is a lifetime?

People don’t buy products—they buy people. It’s called slavery. I mean networking. It’s called networking.

Never sell yourself cheap even when others are selling themselves cheaper than you are willing to sell yourself.

Awards sell tickets, and they’re a clever publicity stunt.

Sell yourself first, if you want to sell anything.

Convert your fans into your customers by adding value to what you do.

I’ll sell you one shoe for half off, since it’s half the set. But if you want the second shoe, it’ll cost you twice as much.

I make naked, and I make it by hand. I also make it using the rest of my body. Coming soon to a Walmart near you.

Instead of burning the midnight oil, you should try selling it.

We didn’t sell a lot of records, but somehow we left an impression.

I had a dream about you. The seasons changed, but you did not. You were the same old person you always were, only older. And I was the same old person I always was, only...

I just cut my beard. I used a tractor, because farmers make the best lovers. But why sell produce when you could sell reproduce?

I like to keep my Twitter pure. I don’t want to sell my followers anything.

In France, you can sell a lot, but nobody outside of France ever hears of it.

I’m trying to sell every audience something; that something is me.

Sell canoes to those who are enduring a drought, and sell sunscreen to those suffering from flooding. But give love freely to all, because samples encourage sales.

I put out the Gary call, but only two Gregs and a Susan came. Oh well, if they don’t want to snuggle, I suppose I’ll just sell my surplus supply.

Dreams have one-way doors—the door you enter cannot be exited from, and the door you exit from cannot be used for reentry. And I just want to sell tickets to an event people will pay...

To finance this trade deficit, the U.S. has to borrow from the rest of the world or sell American assets like stocks, businesses, and real estate to the rest of the world.

The value you get does not depend on what you have, but how much of it you bring to the market place. You don’t get paid when you keep your gifts at home and go...

I sell sex by the coffee cup. I don’t go by small, medium, or large, I go by deep, deeper, and deepest.

We are in a world that is quite extremist and extremism makes more noise. Normality does not sell.

The sex element is the most important in the business. You must sell sex.

I need to condense my adrenaline, carbonate it, sweeten it, and sell it as an energy drink.

The killer whale Tilikum has helped SeaWorld sell millions of dollars worth of tickets.

The poor are the only consistent altruists; they sell all they have and give it to the rich.

I had a dream about you. I was a sleeping bag salesman, and you sold insomnia. I tried talking you into selling sex instead, because that way we could sell combo packages. But you said...

You say great artists sell their souls for their art?””Maybe,” she ventured.”That’s true, I suppose. If you’re doing it right, anyway. I’ve probably sold mine. Jack’s certainly sold his. And you, I imagine.””I have not!”...

Your dreams can earn you money and provision when you don’t only have fans, but customers.

This book does not exist. And if that doesn’t deter you from buying it, then I’m also selling frozen alien flesh, a patch of Bigfoot’s fur, and a patch of land on Pluto (limit one...

Three rules for a career: 1. Don’t sell anything you wouldn’t buy yourself; 2. Don’t work for anyone you don’t respect and admire; and 3. Work only with people you enjoy.

I could sell used battery acid and make it fly.

I value your friendship. I value it at one billion dollars. We should sell it.

If a neighbor is killed in a car accident, do you sell your car and stop driving?

Take your dreams off the ground to the clouds of business where your products will contribute to make the world a better place.

I had a dream about you. You thought we had everything we needed—food, water, shelter, and love. But I forgot to tell you that to buy the food, water, and shelter, I sold our love...

My real life helped me sell a lot of records.

Is that a ziggurat in your pocket or are you just Mesopotamia? You should know I sell happy-to-see-me’s & bananas individually or by the pocketful.

I haven’t figured out why people like what they like. I don’t know. I wish I did. I could sell that to everybody, man, and be a millionaire.

I don’t think it’s a good idea to plan to sell a company.

This book is full of empty love quotes. If you are looking for the meaning of life and love, then this book is for you. You won’t find the answers here, of course, but you’ll...

Awesome is a substance I sell in times of peace. And despair. It’s slippery and smells like freedom, so do not attempt to apply it anally. That advice is mostly directed at politicians.

Only a prostitute will trade her valuables for money, so you shouldn’t sell your God given ideas and talents for money, because you don’t own it in any way but should be by a divine...

A lollygagger is a person choking on a lollipop. That works perfectly, because I sell Heimlich Maneuvers in a variety of flavors.

I had a dream about you. I invented and sold shoes that left no footprints, and you were thinking about committing a murder in a muddy area. I said that committing a murder was a...

The label doesn’t do anything but put your record in the store, that’s all they do. And tell you, you don’t have a single… and tell you, it’s not gonna sell… that’s what the label...

One who is hungry for growth, doesn’t requires motivation and training.. He just needs an opportunity…

There’s nothing wrong with doing sequels, they’re just easier to sell.

Starting and growing a business is as much about the innovation, drive, and determination of the people behind it as the product they sell.