I make love like I sell sausages to strange women. One at a time, and always covered with a condom (to keep the flies away).

Everyone has something to sell. The greatest thing you can ever sell is an idea or talent.

I would say try to tell stories that you care about as opposed to stories that you think will sell.

No drug or drink can match the high/kick that a Sale gives you! Though the feeling can never be expressed in words but I feel like I am the king and on top of this...

No, even the best product ain’t gonna sell itself.

I vacuumed my piano, hoping to soak up the last of the concertos. I should sell musical sponges, for the lover in the kitchen in all of us.

I’ve got a lot of love to give. Did I say give? I meant to say sell.

The more sins you confess, the more books you will sell.

The canvas isn’t empty. It’s full of whatever you imagine it to be full of. My art is so conceptual that not only do I not tell, but I don’t even show. All I do...

The worst part about working in a hotel is when I’m tired, I know I can’t sample the very thing I sell: sleep. I also sell sex, but I must be discreet in the sheets.

Sooner or later, we sell out for money.

I don’t rely on my figure to sell records.

A real salesman knows how to engage Anyone Anywhere Anytime in a sensible conversation.

Lots of stores have self-checkout lanes now. That’s clever. They get us to buy their goods—and do their work too. Instead of paying cashiers to check us out, it’s like they’ve enticed us to pay...

I used to sell hellos by the wave until I found out Dark Jar Tin Zoo was reselling them on eBay as goodbyes. Now I’m a yawn distributor.

I sell yawns. So when you see me yawning, and you then yawn, just know that’s me giving you a free sample of my product.

All civilized wo/men are prostitutes: Some sell what’s between their legs; the rest sell what’s between their ears.

People don’t buy products—they buy people. It’s called slavery. I mean networking. It’s called networking.

Never sell yourself cheap even when others are selling themselves cheaper than you are willing to sell yourself.

Awards sell tickets, and they’re a clever publicity stunt.

Sell yourself first, if you want to sell anything.

Convert your fans into your customers by adding value to what you do.

I’ll sell you one shoe for half off, since it’s half the set. But if you want the second shoe, it’ll cost you twice as much.

I make naked, and I make it by hand. I also make it using the rest of my body. Coming soon to a Walmart near you.

Instead of burning the midnight oil, you should try selling it.

We didn’t sell a lot of records, but somehow we left an impression.

I had a dream about you. The seasons changed, but you did not. You were the same old person you always were, only older. And I was the same old person I always was, only...

I just cut my beard. I used a tractor, because farmers make the best lovers. But why sell produce when you could sell reproduce?

I like to keep my Twitter pure. I don’t want to sell my followers anything.

In France, you can sell a lot, but nobody outside of France ever hears of it.

I’m trying to sell every audience something; that something is me.

Sell canoes to those who are enduring a drought, and sell sunscreen to those suffering from flooding. But give love freely to all, because samples encourage sales.

I put out the Gary call, but only two Gregs and a Susan came. Oh well, if they don’t want to snuggle, I suppose I’ll just sell my surplus supply.

Dreams have one-way doors—the door you enter cannot be exited from, and the door you exit from cannot be used for reentry. And I just want to sell tickets to an event people will pay...

To finance this trade deficit, the U.S. has to borrow from the rest of the world or sell American assets like stocks, businesses, and real estate to the rest of the world.

The value you get does not depend on what you have, but how much of it you bring to the market place. You don’t get paid when you keep your gifts at home and go...

I sell sex by the coffee cup. I don’t go by small, medium, or large, I go by deep, deeper, and deepest.

We are in a world that is quite extremist and extremism makes more noise. Normality does not sell.

The sex element is the most important in the business. You must sell sex.

I need to condense my adrenaline, carbonate it, sweeten it, and sell it as an energy drink.

The killer whale Tilikum has helped SeaWorld sell millions of dollars worth of tickets.

The poor are the only consistent altruists; they sell all they have and give it to the rich.

I had a dream about you. I was a sleeping bag salesman, and you sold insomnia. I tried talking you into selling sex instead, because that way we could sell combo packages. But you said...

You say great artists sell their souls for their art?””Maybe,” she ventured.”That’s true, I suppose. If you’re doing it right, anyway. I’ve probably sold mine. Jack’s certainly sold his. And you, I imagine.””I have not!”...

Your dreams can earn you money and provision when you don’t only have fans, but customers.

This book does not exist. And if that doesn’t deter you from buying it, then I’m also selling frozen alien flesh, a patch of Bigfoot’s fur, and a patch of land on Pluto (limit one...

Three rules for a career: 1. Don’t sell anything you wouldn’t buy yourself; 2. Don’t work for anyone you don’t respect and admire; and 3. Work only with people you enjoy.