If I knew he loved me for my wealth, I would have told him I was richer.

If I had time, I would become timeless.

Passionate smokers always welcome the peace-pipe without hesitation.

Cinderella had to dress up so that the Prince could see her inner beauty.

It all depends on how independent you are.

To many people chess is an extreme sport. It requires thinking.

He is insatiable in love. His wife is a great cook.

The brave soldiers die. The cowards survive and write the history.

We haven’t got a spare planet. If we had it, we would sell it long time ago.

I don’t represent anyone’s opinion. Not even my own. I’m neutral.

Dear God, save us from The Church!

I will build the best Potemkin village for you, my love!

Voyeurs have an open window on the world.

I have nothing to lose. I keep all my valuables in a safe.

My affection for you is not my problem.

When stupidity knocks at the door, it is stupidity that opens it.

Only memories have a future.

She is young and beautiful. She has no problems with men.

Body language has no translation.

If time is money, how much is a lifetime?

When they are all thinking alike, they aren’t thinking at all.

Water flows, but never changes. It’s always H2O.

I’ve been to many beauty salons. No one gave me a certificate.

They all come innocent in court.