Passionate smokers always welcome the peace-pipe without hesitation.

If I knew he loved me for my wealth, I would have told him I was richer.

If I had time, I would become timeless.

Cinderella had to dress up so that the Prince could see her inner beauty.

Water flows, but never changes. It’s always H2O.

He is insatiable in love. His wife is a great cook.

When they are all thinking alike, they aren’t thinking at all.

To many people chess is an extreme sport. It requires thinking.

We haven’t got a spare planet. If we had it, we would sell it long time ago.

They all come innocent in court.

If time is money, how much is a lifetime?

Only memories have a future.

Dear God, save us from The Church!

Voyeurs have an open window on the world.

My affection for you is not my problem.

Body language has no translation.

I don’t represent anyone’s opinion. Not even my own. I’m neutral.

She is young and beautiful. She has no problems with men.

When stupidity knocks at the door, it is stupidity that opens it.

I’ve been to many beauty salons. No one gave me a certificate.

The brave soldiers die. The cowards survive and write the history.

It all depends on how independent you are.

I will build the best Potemkin village for you, my love!

I have nothing to lose. I keep all my valuables in a safe.