Abortion should be listed as a weapon of mass destruction against the voiceless.

Social networking platforms made it unnecessary to know people to know people.

The internet is great because of Netiquette we create. Participate and reciprocate.

Everyone loves a witch hunt as long as it’s someone else’s witch being hunted.

How do god fit him ass in them jeans when he is, in fact, Everywhere

The way that people show me love on Twitter? I don’t know man. It’s amazing.

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A conscience without regrets ~ to live life without having to say you’re sorry.

Because of racism, he can’t govern effectively’ is not a great argument for re-election.

Beyond all the other reasons not to do it, free speech assaults always backfire: they transform bigots into martyrs.

Opportunities are born by learning!

Thou shalt not tweet to be retweeted.

To a man with an internet connection, every thought and every movement sounds like a tweet or status update.

Forgot to live-tweet the election last night, so I’m post-tweeting today. I’ll start as soon as my fingers unclench from their rage fists.

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What’s cool about Twitter is that you can make a joke about something very of-the-moment or random that I wouldn’t be able to joke about in stand-up.

It is proper netiquette to refrain from using all capital letters in internet correspondence.

Twitter! It’s like being stalked by committee!

She went in the pool,” she finished for me. “Ohmigod. She was killed while tweeting. It was Twittercide!

Some are born brilliant, some have brilliance thrust upon them — and others cower in the dark crying, “It burns! It burns!

I love seeing other channels counterprogram the Super Bowl. PBS: “DAMN RIGHT we’re airing a new ‘Masterpiece Classic’! Fuck off, sports!

I love making observations. That one is a classic example.

I like to keep my Twitter pure. I don’t want to sell my followers anything.

Autocorrect: making Twitter pedants delete and re-tweet since 2007.

Tweets about the mundane aspects of your life contain something that is vitally important to gaining followers and taking part in discussions: Authenticity.

As always, imagine how great the press corps would be if it devoted 1/1000th the energy to dissecting non-sex political wrongdoing

Gov. Christie says ‘New Jersey First.’ State-based Isolationism!

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Don’t let numbers tell you what to do. You are blood and earth, not theory and chalk.

If a cigarette butt in the bottom of a beer bottle had a voice it would be the voice of Phil Tufnell.

Social media takes time and careful, strategic thought. It doesn’t happen by accident.

Its like a sort of internet Ren Fair. Its like Dungeons & Dragons but for cool people who have got friends.

Some libs took offense at my David Broder quip earlier. In my own defense, I was taught in college it’s OK to disrespect dead white males.

here!” and you threw 5000 likes on me and it felt like slugs. And smelled like fried chicken. I was so confused. I vomited a rainbow.

Success comes with failure which leads to doubts but with determination we can still achieve.

Thou shalt not unfollow someone, merely because they stopped following you.

Before social networking platforms, people needed to know you to know your name. Today, people only need to know your name to know you.

My guest Newt Gingrich shut down the government during the Clinton administration. I’ll ask him when it’s gonna start working again.

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I breeze through Twitter – I look at the mentions, the pictures, the videos.

Use Discretion: It is proper netiquette to use discretion, best behavior, in all online activity.

El Tuíter es un diálogo a solas y un monólogo en compañía. Se conoce a las personas bajo su rostro hecho de palabras.

The British version of ‘Shit My Dad Says’ is really entertaining.

I don’t mind bigots. You’re allowed to be bigoted, if that makes you happy. Just do it at home. And not around the children.

Twitter is a serious writing distraction. As are grapefruits. The two have nothing else in common.

The Yankees’ Facebook page was hacked. The hacker was immediately purchased and signed to a 5 year contract with the Yankees.

Political centrism ≠ neutrality. Being a centrist doesn’t make you unbiased; it biases you in favour of the centre.

People despite their struggles, flaws and faults are honestly the most beautiful creatures. We are wonderfully-broken pieces of art.

Twitter is more than just a collection of fleeting observations about everyday life. Twitter can connect people to events, information and each other in ways that have never been experienced before.

I know it’s a really hard concept to process, but the fact that Govt accuses someone of being a Terrorist doesn’t mean they are.