Advertisement shouldn’t look like information, it should look like a promise.

You could write the best book in the world but if nobody knows about it, it is nothing

I hated [the commercial art studio] because advertising is telling lies, basically, making crap goods look terrific, and I felt I was so privileged to be an artist anyway, why was I prostituting myself on...

If you don’t create a good message about your dreams, those who were created to pay for it can’t find it. Speak them out and you will find those God created to finance it

A radio in a song in an ice cream cone. Two licks for free, and the third is for sale. My favorite flavor tastes like a commercial, because it’s made with 100% natural advertisement.

Buy Fable! the book that rejuvenates your soul! makes your belly belly-laugh! turns your cares to dust!…likewise your moods, woes an wounds!…turns everything rosy, deflates spleen and bile! pocondria! not just any old work! not...

The new fashions sold in departmentstores had thrown skilled American seamstresses out of work, you see.They’d been displaced by immigrant girls doing piecework for a pittancein terrible sweatshops. I refused to patronize a garment industrythat...

How Many Lumberjacks Does it Take to Ravish, Maim and Kill Five Feisty Female Co-eds?Read ‘Lumberjacked’ by Rich Bottles Jr. to find out!Lumberjacked: A Supernatural Tale of Murder and Mayhem in the Mountain State.

No wonder the sky had to be blotted out by advertisements. The stars drowned with lights. If everyone could see beyond Coalition horizons, perhaps they’d see the titans of humanity for what they were: tiny...

Don’t let psychological warfare from an advertisement campaign blind you from the truth of your beauty, possibility, worthiness, and purpose.

Seeing a murder on television… can help work off one’s antagonisms. And if you haven’t any antagonisms, the commercials will give you some.