Even her pink bunny slippers seem to prick up their ears.Diary of a Penguin-napper (p. 15)

Life is about more that quotes about life

There may be a sucker born every minute, but every 30 seconds a lollipop pops out.

Love has a way of making the sane insane and the insane normal.

Wisdom of the Ages “Unsuccessful Town Slogans” Sequim (WA)- “We put the Dung in Dungeness.

is push you off the roof.

She wore so much thick white makeup in order to conceal her naturally rosy complexion that if she turned around suddenly her face would probably end up on the back of her head.

OY! Stop playing around and lets cook already!”*smack*J-just now, that made a really loud noise..”Do you wanna hear it again?”N-no, you’ll just hit me again!”Kyo and Tohru

A brick is a fraction of a building, and a brick is like a building—if you’re like an ant.

I never wanted to do political satire because it seems too surface to me.

For every guy who loves being a dad, there’s another who realizes too late that he’s created something his wife loves more than him.

A brick could be used to make life easier. Start carrying one around with you everywhere you go, and you’ll see what I mean.

Alas! Charles made the promise glibly, and forgot all about it.

You have food?” Winter scolded. “I thought you said you were hungry.”I’m hungry for other things besides what I have,” [Clover] argued.

A brick could be used to wash your hands. And after that, I’d suggest you wash out your filthy mouth. Scrub it clean, you scatological talker you.

My family tree spreads wide as well. I am a great ape, and you are a great ape, and so are chimpanzees and orangutans and bonobos, all of us distant and distrustful cousins.I know this...

A brick could be used to squiggle your signature with. And while you’re in the autographing mood, why don’t you sign your name at the bottom of the lunch bill.

Please, touch me, I pray.

A blanket could be used like a Love Fleece. I imagine you’re shaking your head. Do you disagree? Fine, then when you’re shivering, I won’t ask if it’s because you’re cold—or because you’re lonely.

Others wonder, if the Bogey isn’t wearing his pants, who is?

And off we go, out onto the highway looking for a little fun. Perhaps a flatbed truck loaded with human cadavers will explode in front of a Star Trek reunion. One can only dream and...

Come live with us, Diana. Don’t argue. Just say yes.”Diana looked at the ground to hide her emotions. Then she said, “Would I have to be hearing you two going at it night and day?

David tells me that fairies never say ‘We feel happy’: what they say is, ‘We feel dancey’.

Nothing says “deeply in mourning” like canapés and free beer.

Here’s the thing – I’m single, I haven’t been married, I don’t have kids yet. If I do have kids I would be interested to see them in my life, so here’s a movie for...

Clap your hands, stomp your feet, praise the Lord, we got some heat!

That explains a lot,’ he said. ‘I suppose it’s also why we’ve never glimpsed that giant compass in the corner of the Atlantic. I have to say, I’m a little disappointed.

the girls,” and all I could think was I’m going to turn into a pillar of salt.

There are very few personal problems that can’t be solved with a suitable application of high explosives.

We must, we must, we must increase our bust.

You’ve always been there for me. Always. Even when I…” V”Even when you what?” B”You know.” V”What?” B”Fuck. Even when I was in love with you. Or some shit.” VButch clasped his hands to his...

But I’m real conscious about what I do. I don’t care what the label is. I’m looking at the outcome of it.

The inside is packed with people. Lots of them crowding the bar, passing drinks back for people to carry to tables. A bunch of guys are pouring shots of vodka.”To Zacharov!” one toasts.”To open hearts...

Why it’s simply impassible!Alice: Why, don’t you mean impossible?Door: No, I do mean impassible. (chuckles) Nothing’s impossible!

Love means never having to say you’re sorry for a minor stab wound.

Bricks are independent but can work well with other, tough to crack, fiercely loyal and put in the right spot will hold anything and everything that you’ve ever held dear with the greatest of ease.

My cat’s favorite sport is economics, and his favorite player is Ben Bernanke. But it’s just too violent for me to enjoy.

I had shaved my beard for her-a huge disappointment, because I’d enjoyed my three weeks looking like a bank robber.

I hate you’ she said to me one afternoon. ‘I really, really hate you.’ Call me sensitive, but I couldn’t help but take it personally.

If you are reading this, I’m dead. Don’t celebrate too much. Jesus is watching.

Thanks for being a fan.” Being a celebrity is a 24/7 thing.

Gee-word?””Gods. What were you doin’ the day they handed out brains, boy, anyway?””Someone was telling a story about stealing a tiger’s balls, and I had to stop and find out how it ended.

I love running. I’m not into marathons, but I am into avoiding problems at an accelerated rate.

Repetition will be repeated

Tell me the story,” said Fenchurch firmly. “You arrived at the station.””I was about twenty minutes early. I’d got the time of the train wrong.” “Get on with it.” Fenchurch laughed.”So I bought a newspaper,...

How long have you been standing there?””Just long enough to see you give Daemon the middle finger.””He deserved it.

It’s almost funny, but still, she ruined our scene.

She’d ceased spying upon him, that was true, but the damage was done. Every time he sat at his desk, he could feel her eyes upon him, even though he knew very well she’d shut...

Please don’t arrest me.””Listen to me, I’m not going to arrest you, ok? I’m not a cop.””Are you sure?””Am I sure I’m not a cop? yes, I’m sure.””You could be undercover.

With the Book hitching rides, hiding on people, guess we’re all going to be dressing like skanks for a while, huh? Skintight or skin. Dude, everybody’s everything’s gonna be hanging out, and some o’ those...