vote early vote often

The truth is love doesn’t cost a dime and it can move mountains… but hate destroys everything it comes in contact with.

When my comedy get’s someone to react… anger, laughing, crying, whatever… I know I did my job

I stand by Vasu Primlani simply because it is the right thing to do. If you don’t speak up for those who can’t then you are the problem not the solution. Standing up isn’t about...

I find it interesting that Jesus was born the same day every year and rises from the dead a different day every year

Do you suppose cannibals eat finger food?

Remember every vote count’s and every two are worth a nickel

Life is like an atom bomb… It’s a blast… but it can be a bummer too!

I don’t get Columbus Day… I mean he gets a holiday for getting lost. This is true… he was trying to find a spice route to India and ended up in the Caribbean…All he had...

Pontius Pilate was going to set Jesus free or Barabbas free… he was gonna let the crowd decide. If that took place today, it would be in the form of a reality show

Love always wins over hate

Doing what is right does not mean doing what is easy or safe.

The best protection against identity theft is bad credit

Those who think compromise is a four letter word need to go back to school

Have a great tomorrow

To me comedy is about getting people to forget the troubles in their lives … even if for only a split second. I remember my dad when he was sick. If I got him to...

somewhere between an insult and a complement lies the truth

Live today as if there is no tomorrow.

Anywhere you are standing right now is like no where else on earth. So look at the cars, the trees, the buildings and soak it all in.

What is the golden role? Some say it is make a ton of money. Some say it’s have a career you can brag about. I say it’s Leave this world better then you found it.

I am proud of my gray hair because I have earned every single one.