Coffee has a way of waking me up like no alarm clock can. Not only do I sleepwalk, but I sleepdrink, and I often don’t wake up until 5:00 PM, when I leave work.

In an underdeveloped country don’t drink the water. In a developed country don’t breathe the air.

I never trust a fighting man who doesnt smoke or drink.

A drink a day keeps the shrink away.

Go sip on gossip, and leave the coffee talk for me to chug. I’ll be in the kitchen, giggling like a schoolgirl if you need me.

Networking is more quality, and less quantity. It’s better to form a solid connection with one new person, than a liquid connection with ten. You don’t want people to think you drink too much.

the librarian.” He was a fount of information, and he had a penchant for leaving books outside my door.

Some writers take to drink, others take to audiences.

Retirement isn’t so bad. Give me a tall drink, a plush sofa and a rerun of ‘Matlock,’ and you can have the rest. Matlock is my hero. He never loses.

I don’t like ice in my whiskey. I like bullets. Why? Because for every ice cube I don’t use, an Eskimo gets to keep one square inch of his igloo. So I’m saving twice the...

If an actor’s neither talented nor handsome, what difference is there between him and any other waiter? That reminds me, my drink needs refilling.

Coffee is made from beans. Burritos also have beans in them, although I’ll admit a burrito isn’t as drinkable as a cup of coffee.

If I could drink only one wine, it would be Champagne.

He had a skull and crossbones label on him, but I drank his poison nevertheless and loved it; now I needed an antidote.

Sir, se lei fosse mio marito, io le avvelenerei il tè.-Madam, se lei fosse mia moglie, io lo berrei.”Dialogo tra Lady Astor e Winston Churchill

The point of drinking in moderation is that sometimes you don’t drink in moderation.

I’d row a gondola like a column is not a row. My coffee may be cold, but my love is warm. When are you going to wake up and drink it?

God gave man feet for which to walk. And crush grapes. Can I get you a glass of wine? It’s homemade, though it kind of smells funky.

I can always say no to a bottle of booze, but only after saying yes to the alcohol inside.

There is one woman I’ve dated I just can’t seem to forget, no matter how much I drink or how many concussions I give myself.

When you go out hunting wicked spirits, it’s the simple things that matter most. The silvered point of your rapier flashing in the dark; the iron filings scattered on the floor; the sealed canisters of...

I don’t drink coffee.

One more drink and I’d have been under the host.

I have liquid lips, and my kisses are smooth as wine. Why pour you a glass when you can drink from the bottle?

I used to be a window cleaner. I got fired because I sometimes liked to drink the soapy water.

The world has a lot to offer. There’s a lot to explore. I like to take advantage of that.

I think you polished that one off after last week’s date.” His voice is low right next to my ear, very nearly causing a shiver.

Unfortunately, he still hadn’t asked for my number, or a date, or my hand in marriage, and my drink was getting low.

A beer bottle on a stick, like a broom, is less for cleaning and more for distance drinking. My floor is so filthy I’ll drink twelve.

Rivers don’t drink their own waters; trees don’t eat their own fruits. The salt seasons the soup in order to have its purpose fulfilled. Live for others!

Coffee, it’s love you can brew and drink. There is an edible kind of love, and if you’re interested, I make it by hand.

I snorted powdered flamingoes while I pondered love. I sat at the bar two hours waiting for my ice on the rocks to melt so I could drink it and leave, but it was like...

I soaked up the drink and it, in return, absorbed me.

I stayed a virgin until I was 23. I didn’t do drugs or drink or smoke.

I don’t really drink sodas, but when I have popcorn or pizza I need a little. It’s the perfect combination.

When you take time to study and practice the word of God, you become like a barrel of great beauty, filled with the energy drink of love with which you inspire people to inspire other...

I drink wine like beer, only twice as much less.

Love is two spirits occupying one bottle of spirit. You’ve got to be 21 to drink of me.

I’d like to invent a product that’ll turn 18-year-olds into 21-year-olds, and sell it in front of bars.

We go on a lot in this country about offences being caused by drugs. The truth is just as many offences are caused by drink. And that should be taken into account.

I didn’t like Dali: now, like you, I do. Like you, I began to drink my Coke with a pinch of salt . Like you, I stopped bothering about ironed clothes. Like you, I sit...

I love like I’m thirsty. Can I offer you a tall glass of Sahara sand?

I used the boos, and not the booze, as motivation. That led to applause, which I drank up like an alcoholic. I need a refill.

Strike the rock and the water will flow; don’t wait to brag about why you alone can hit the rock for water to flow; just go and do it because the world is thirsty! Your...

All round there was a rising tide of beer, widow Désir’s barrels had all been broached, beer had rounded all paunches and was overflowing in all directions, from noses, eyes – and elsewhere. People were...

She was well primed with a good load of Delahunt’s port under her bellyband.

The devil lives in a double-shot”, Roman explains himself obscurely. “I got a great worm inside. Gnaws and gnaws. Every day I drown him and every day he gnaws. Help me drown the worm, fellas.

They should make cell phones that are dishwasher safe. My cup runneth over—especially since both our drinks are in one glass because I’m too lazy to load the shotgun.

Most fools drink after one another, from a thinking cup that is empty. But I only drink after people whose cups are filled with a fluid to fascination ratio of nearly 1:1.

I like coffee tables. I’m into drinkable furniture.