And then the second thing you have to do is go and see your son. That is a duty of love, Andrew. It’s as simple as that. A duty of love. Do you understand what...

But have you ever seen one?….They shook their heads. “Not Physically, no. But if you look at this passage – “Man, she liked that Bible. I’d read it and could definitely understand it’s appeal, but...

Please don’t arrest me.””Listen to me, I’m not going to arrest you, ok? I’m not a cop.””Are you sure?””Am I sure I’m not a cop? yes, I’m sure.””You could be undercover.

I frankly felt like the reception we received on the way in from the airport was very warm and hospitable. And I want to thank the Canadian people who came out to wave — with...

It was the day he learned that smart, witty girls were brighter than sunlight.

One must have a heart of stone to read the death of little Nell without laughing.

He was as obsequious as a Japanese ivy plant. Wringing his hands as if he hoped to squeeze the milk of human kindness from his fingernails, …

If you think rightly, every problem is financial problem or eventually becomes one.

….Charles laughingly observed,’Gospel and the blues are really, if you break it down, almost the same thing. It’s just a question of whether you’re talkin’ about a woman or God.

So just let me deal with it, I can be emotionally flawed and still love you all at the same time. I’m a great multitasker.

Sometimes I feel like the tenth dentist in the 9 out of 10 dentists surveys.

A technicality I’m prepared to hide wildly behind.

It is, in the imagination of combat’s fans, the divinely listless loveplay that follows the orgasm of victory. It is called ‘mopping up.

There it was: a full confession. Sherlock Holmes had done it again, and as I marveled at my devastating powers of deduction, I wished there had been two of me so I could have patted...

Well, don’t expect us to be too impressed. We just saw Finnick Odair in his underwear.

If strangers like one’s quote truly ,then it only means that the in-built message has enough depth,breadth, touch and connection with the life’s reality.

Marriage is an honorable estate and should not be used simply as an excuse for legal intercourse.

Skul-man!’ he exclaimed as he rushed forward to shake his hand. ‘Last I heard you were trapped on a dead world overrun by evil trans-dimensional superfiends!’ Skulduggery nodded. ‘Just got back.

Thomas was sick of being accused of knowing things.

Once there was an elephant,Who tried to use the telephant-No! no! I mean an elephoneHe tried to use the telephone-(Dear me! I am not certain quiteThat even now I’ve got it right.)Howe’er it was, he...

Pearls are congealed oyster spit.

My waist is a 30. The jeans are a 28. When I fart, the Reeboks blow off.

Yes. Reyn is our resident horse master. He has an excellent seat.”I grinned. “I’ve noticed.”Reyn’s face tightened and Nell flushed, looking embarrassed. “It’s an equestrian term.””Really? I thought you were talking about his ass.

Yes, I kidnapped that Lindberg baby.

I have chiseled features. Look. Look how chiseled they are. And my teeth are at least as white as his. You seriously think he’s good-lookin’?””I do,” said Tanith.”Right,” Sanguine said and nodded. “I’m gonna kill...

One cannot be always laughing at a man without now and then stumbling on something witty.

Anything can happen in love, war and South Inidan movies.

His principles were out of date, but there was a good deal to be said for his prejudices.

First rule of thievery,’ Eli said, grinning, ‘only run if you’re not coming back.’ (…) ‘First rule of thievery, never use the same entrance twice.’ Miranda rolled her eyes. ‘How many ‘first rules’ of thievery...

Majority wins, but majority is not necessarily right and sometimes majority is awfully wrong.

Remember what you won’t get if you don’t mind,” her grandfather remarked.

I rolled my eyes, trying to keep my eyes off his body, just the sight of his abs or arms was enough to make me want to get naked and let Carlo take over anything...

Every habit makes our hand more witty, and out wit more handy.

If you were smart,” Genghis said, “you would have borrowed the silverware of one of your friends.””We never thought of that,” Klaus said. When one is forced to tell atrocious lies, one often feels a...

“He loved her…It was noble of him. It was beautiful.”-“It was stupid.

Master Griffin, I would marry my own mother for the excuse to stab my eyes out with her brooches than to see anything under your kilt,” the man’s voice said with an elegant aplomb. “Where...

Try – Takes the infinitive: “try to mend it,” not “try and mend it.” Students of the language will argue that ‘try and’ has won through and become idiom. Indeed it has, and it is...

Usually when people see me, they see me as more of the soft-spoken one rather than being the witty, smart-tongued character.

Brody’s not gay. But then he kisses a boy. So he might be gay? No, Brody’s not gay. But he loves this boy. So after much delaying, debating, and waiting, the answer comes clear…nothing is...

They’re not going to arrest you,’ Skulduggery said as they walked through the door. ‘They might glare at you and say angry words, but they won’t arrest you. Well, they might arrest you. There’s a...

He forced himself forward trying to seem innocent without acting like someone who was guilty who was trying to act innocent.

Most wives fuck their husbands, just to ensure financial support. Marriage is just a form of legalized prostitution, when you really thought about it.

I hope that the kind reader recognises this as a despairing attempt at humour.

But you have to understand, mental illness is like cholesterol. There is is good kind and the bad. Without the good kind- less flavor to life. Van Gogh, Beethoven, Edgar Allen Poe, Sylvia Plath, Pink...

This sentence consists of eleven words, twenty-three syllables and seventy-four letters.

Pride only helps us to be generous; it never makes us so, any more than vanity makes us witty.

I can’t tell you how may beautiful women have broken up with me because they were bored. I can’t tell you because it never happened. They all adored me.” “It was your humility, wasn’t it?

It is your turn to say something now, Mr. Darcy. I talked about the dance, and you ought to make some kind of remark on the size of the room, or the number of couples.

State your point. If the opposite party doesn’t agree, state it harder- with a punch.

I’ve often been criticised, but never critically wounded