Make sure it is God’s trumpet you are blowing- if it is only yours it won’t wake the dead, it will simply disturb the neighbours.

THOUGHTS are the WORDS supported with the ACTION and both are not independent of each other to produce results.

When I need some striking inspiration about deep depression for my new painting, I just need to go to check my bank account…

He things we think he’s a double agent, working for them but secretly working for us. He doesn’t know we know he’s a triple agent, working for them but secretly working for us but really...

Witty sayings don’t grow on bumpers the way babies do. I was raised by a single rush hour.

However, if you truly want to help, if you really want to distract me, there are better ways. When I saw that dress, I dared hope you had realized that.

I tried to picture a bunch of guys in blue suits running around a beachside neighborhood, knocking on doors and flashing Fed creds. That should cause a stampede of illegal aliens heading south.

They were even talking about buying a bodyguard, can you believe it? I mean, what on earth would I look like, turning up with a bodyguard? Actually, I’d look pretty cool and mysterious, wouldn’t I?...

Life is meaning less when you realized that you are about to die. Till then, everything negative however trifle they may be, depress you.

It was your destiny – let us hope it will prove a glorious one.

I can tell if two people are in love by how they hold each other’s hands, and how thick their sanitation gloves are.

This isn’t the first time I’ve used this, and the test subject showed no signs of impaired cognitive ability.””Who was the test subject?” asked Aurora.”I test everything out on myself before taking it into the...

You noticed that I wore this outfit twice? Why, the only thing you wear twice is a sour expression.

As the nicknames get shorter, people come closer.

Never try to be witty with U.S. airport officials. It’s always lost on them and you’ll find yourself being put back on the plane.

And it’s really very difficult to kill someone when all your inner instincts would oblige you to take off your hat first!

Foolish minds will entertain you, but confuse minds will irritate you.

Whenever I think of something but can’t think of what it was I was thinking of, I can’t stop thinking until I think I’m thinking of it again. I think I think too much.

I like to spoon after I fork.

Kevin”, his father began, “I’ve been thinking about it – I guess I was kind of carried away. It’s just that I’ve waited so long for my old school to make it to the Regionals…...

The problem with a life spent reading is you know too much.

Sorry, Bex,” Jason said “You don’t have the recognizable facial characteristics – such as a huge chin, or a large amount of real estate between the eyes – that would merit the bestowing of a...

Nursing does not diminish the beauty of a woman’s breasts; it enhances their charm by making them look lived in and happy.

You know, you’re rather amusingly wrong.

Courage is the collective strength of heart, mind and soul, but the character plays the key role.

When you paint late at night, drinking beer or wine or both, you gotta be very careful to watch what you are doing…

Portia followed after, a smirk on her face, and Syc hissed as he passed.Donegan waited till they were gone, then swung round to Gracious.”He hissed at me.””He hissed at you.””Should I hiss back?””It’s a bit...

Wait let me see if I can reach you using your own language. You do ken ‘tis year of our Lord two thousand and eight aye?

Observation:Thanks to technological advances, avid readers seem to be replacing DTBAD (Dead Tree Book Acquisition Disorder) with an alphabet soup of more more modern-day hoarding behaviors: EBAD (E-Book Acquistion Disorder), EGAD (Electronic Gadget Acquisition Disorder),...

Neil Mars?! I could blame him for having killer looks but he could not be faulted for this. He couldn’t have chosen that name for himself. No wonder he tortures his Mom by calling her by...

As I don’t know french language I just kiss french girls the way French’s do❤

I’ll take a redrum with a rellik please.

I don’t expect you to except me, but I do expect you to accept me.

He liked murder. Murder and long walks had been two of his favorite things when he was younger.

He had not the makings of that honest man to whom success comes naturally.

Cause she’s a piece of ass that will bring a tear to your eye.” Farah laughed.

But I don’t believe every bit of nonsense that gets rumored about.

Half is better than none unless it be of a wit.