People who use snark attacks confuse cleverness with cruelty.
And pictures of perfection, as you know, make me sick and wicked.
Now let’s get out of here before the healthy ecosystem eats us.
A lot of people have it in for me. It’s practically a school sport.
We don’t have dealings. He just stalks me. I’m popular like that.
Counseling, drugs, a religious advisor, a girlfriend.
I’m sorry I missed the meeting and hurt your little feely-weels okay?
Another thing about pain – it renders you incapable of bullshit.