I can be quite sarcastic when I’m in the mood.

(The Mona Lisa), that really is the ugliest portrait I’ve seen, the only thing that supposedly makes it famous is the mystery behind it,” Katherine admitted as she remembered her trips to the Louvre and...

Trisha! Being mean is my job! June, you’re so predictable, like, it’s not a shock for us if you’re gonna ask a good looking dude to be with you for the rest of your holiday...

I love the sound of it,” Trina whispers, as if speaking too loudly might interrupt the drumming patter of the rain outside. “It makes me want to sleep. Snuggle my head right up in your...

wen thectaste of my own medicine is given to me results into silent treatment,its not bitter therefore i enjoy the medicine i gave you too.

The Black Pit of Despair is temporarily closed for renovations. We apologize for any inconvenience.

I’m so honest, that in order to compliment you, I’d improve you first.

You think he left a big flashing arrow pointing to a filing cabinet labeled ‘Evidence Here!’? He’s a Stray, Ethan, not Wile E. Coyote!

I can be very dry and sarcastic.

Yes, because a vampire slumber party is the pinnacle of safety conscious behavior.

It’s not hard to fail…it’s hard to accept you failed…but once that’s out of the way, it’s pretty smooth sailing

By the light,” he said, when he had mastered himself. “I think that beats singing a lullaby to a stormdog for simplicity and economy, Maerad. But I wish I had known that you simply had...

Guys like him? They were the worst kind. All looks and no heart. Guys not like him? They were all deceiving, freaking asshats.

I got into therapy in the fifth grade because I said in a sarcastic way that I was going to kill myself, and they didn’t get it then. Nothing’s changed.

I don’t even pretend to believe I know everything; I just believe in arguments God told me I had a pretty good chance of winning, while I was traveling through hell.

Murderous thieves make their home here.” She failed to keep the tremor from her voice. “Absolutely,” Jonas replied.”Dangerous animals too.””Without a doubt.”She slanted a look toward him. “Perfect place for you.”He repressed a snort. “Oh,...

Jace broke off the kiss and stepped back with an exhale; before Clary could say anything, a chorus of sarcastic applause broke out from the nearby hill. Simon, Isabelle, and Alec waved at them. Jace...

Carpe Diem, just remember that we’re partying on the Titanic.

Your middle name might be discreet, but mine is resourceful, Darling.

God is always willing to give you the best life possible. If you change your mind at any time you are free to go back to enjoying hell.

How many kids are in the Graveyard?””A bunch.””Who sends your supplies?””George Washington. Or is it Abraham Lincoln? I forget.””How often do you receive new arrivals?””About as often as you beat your wife.

Writers don’t get mad they get even in their novels.

The worst thing about the dead rising? (Other than, you know, all the zombies?) The smell. Nothing kills the mood like the odor of three day old road kill and poo… -Katherine Anita Cho(KyCH)

You’re just a huge romantic at heart, aren’t you?””If there’s cash involved, I’m anything you want me to be.

One time, I went to a restaurant and I asked the waiter for some food for thought. He left, came back, and tried shoving a sirloin in my ear.

If money’s the god people worship, I’d rather go worship the devil instead.

I’m still furious with you,” she murmured, kissing a line down his chest.”Oh, God, please don’t be furious,” he choked out quickly. “Every female I know is furious with me. Rosalyn throws tantrums, and Charlotte...

If all it takes to motivate you is a quote then this quote has nothing to say – except to go soar with the freakin’ eagles.

I consider conversations with people to be mind exercises, but I don’t want to pull a muscle, so I stretch a lot. That’s why I’m constantly either rolling my eyes or yawning.

It’s weird, marriage. It’s like this license that gives a person the legal right to control their spouse / their ‘other half.

Caroline’s lips thinned, her face flushed. “My husband, sir, has more secrets in his tiny, insignificant mind than the entire British War Department has had on file since its inception.” She huffed with pure, disgusted...

Goody. That must be why they were looking for a 22-caliber anything when they came by with their search warrant this morning.”They didn’t!”They did.”When?”Oddly enough, right before I upped my meds.

Anything disguised as anything is chameleon. A ghost disguised as an unobservable and invisible object is a great example. Still, that’s easier to see than the love my ex wife had for me.

I started down but Sam caught my arm and knelt down himself to look. “For crying out loud,” he said. “It’s a racoon.” “Poor thing,” I said. “It could be a rabid baby-killer,” Cole told...

I am pretty sarcastic and pretty dry.

So what’s it to be, Bear?”Dev lifted his leg and gave a sarcastic slap to his thigh.”By golly, I’ll take door number two, Bob. You know the one that calls for straight suicide with a...

I’m so sunburned I’m embarrassed, but you can’t tell I’m blushing because I’m sunburned. I’m so ashamed I could just lie on the beach and die.

If you wish to be part of my life, the door is always open.The door remains open if you choose to leave..but don’t just hover in the doorway with indecision because you’re blocking the traffic!

Yes.

We are the generation of Social Media, Our biggest Revolution is a Tweet of 141 Characters.

If history teaches us anything, it’s that governments are always right, and they always do what’s in the best interest of the people, even at the expense of their own political agenda. In every situation,...

Girls, on the other hand, have always come easy. I don’t know why that is, exactly. Maybe it’s the outsider vibe and a well-placed brooding look. Maybe it’s something I think I see sometimes in...

Have you noticed we can breathe in here too?Gosh, I wouldn’t have picked up on that.

Fejezzük be ezt a beszélgetést. Túlságosan sok benne a felkiáltójel.

We’re automatons in a symphony conducted by a lunatic and performed by blind idealists.” Damon

No, but as a vampire, I’m able to detect subtle shifts in emotional energy.