I have missed you. And I did not know anything was missing.

Let me deal withit. Normally I’m not into directconfrontation with this sort of shit, butthere’s isn’t enough time for it to fizzle outon its own.”Mzatal regarded me with that damnedunreadable mask which he’d slipped on...

Just because I’m insane doesn’t mean I have to act all crazy.

What did the zombie say to the whore? Keep the tip!

Hell, right now my only weapons were Obnoxious and Snark, and I intended to use them whenever possible.

This dude could read Pat the Bunnyand make it terrifying.

The memory of the previous nights fun and games rose again. Hell this whole week had been weird. With the attack at the boat launch being the shit flavored ice cream on top of the...

Too easy to lose the way.Too hard to keep from unraveling when there’s nothing to remind you of who youare and where you should be.Another eternity passes in the flick of an eyelash.

The over-weight and out of shape guy who owned the house had apparently decided that having a half-million dollar house meant that he couldn’t afford to hire someone to clean out his gutters. Now he...

his shirt had more wrinkles than a smoker’s lips