Right now, in this dusty anti-paradise, I have absolutely no hand in the future at all.

From relationships long gone, to old grudges, to regrets, to all the ‘could’ve’ and ‘should’ve,’ to the dead friendships you still hang on to… Free yourself from the burden of a past you cannot change.

Time grants a unique perspective which allows us to see events through a filter of accumulated wisdom.

If we can’t repair things with the Romans—well, the two sets of demigods have never gotten along. That’s why the gods kept us separate. I don’t know if we could ever belong there.”Percy didn’t want...

One of the most astounding dynamics in human relationships is how the unconscious intuition of our brain’s right hemisphere is able to act as radar to find us just the right person to provoke and...

Stay alert! Don’t let someone’s words blind you from their behavior… They can say all the right things, they can make you feel things you’ve never felt before, but don’t be fooled; their actions will...

Love encompasses so much, reaches so far, and heals so deeply, that any attempt to describe it, no matter how poetic, only dilutes it.

If they do it often, it isn’t a mistake; it’s just their behavior.

To find out if she really loved me, I hooked her up to a lie detector. And just as I suspected, my machine was broken.

I want to do Sunday brunch. I want to make love when it’s raining. I want to kiss when I wake up. I want to hold hands and never, ever, ever, let go.I want to...

There was a tacit understanding between them that ‘liquor helped’; growing more miserable with every glass one hoped for the moment of relief.

did” something to them, you made them well. You acted upon them and can take the credit for successful therapy or treatment. Conversely, if your clients flounder or regress, that reflects poorly on you. On...

Ours was a history of well intentioned beginnings that end with a fight at every turn.

Every woman is well aware of the deadly ingredients of her soul which is why they all detest each other.

Maybe I’d see how you could be so certain that we had no chance…at all.

There is nothing right or wrong in love. Where there is love, then there is nothing but only love.

Our relationship is a professional one. We have no problems. If he works hard for the team he can play more games, but it depends also on his team mates.

Nothing we can do together is ever going to be embarrassing.

Sports bars are also a great place for guys to meet other guys–either for sex or for wrestling, whichever feels more right.

just like you did”. (It won’t work if you snigger at this point.)

I don’t like breakfast—I prefer fixslow. I eat it like I devour your love, and it may take time, but we can put our relationship back together. Just pass me the maple syrup.

Erotica is not porn. It’s explicit romance.

My spirit is free. My heart is taken.

What you keep alive is what you truly care about, no matter how many times you die in the process.

If you allow disagreements and arguments to escalate, you are making the bone of contention of whatever you are heatedly arguing about more important than your relationship.

Your heart’s strength is measured by how hard it holds on. Your self worth and faith is measured by finally letting go. However, your peace is measured by how long you don’t look back.

My girlfriend bought me a collared shirt for my birthday, mainly so I don’t get too far ahead of her when she takes me for a walk.

If you have feelings for someone, let them know. It doesn’t matter if they can be in your life or not. Maybe, it is just enough for both of you to release the truth, so...

Most scars are invisible. Damn transparent knives. Does anything cut deeper than love? I need to get some new body armor.

He should in humility have asked her why it was that he was naturally a cuckold, why two women of different temperaments and characters had been inspired to have lovers at his expense. He should...

I had a dream about you. We were running on the beach, holding hands. It was a nude beach, but we were the only ones wearing clothes. You wore a bikini, and I wore my...

Yeah, the execution

You never walk alone. Even the devil is the lord of flies.

Two one-armed people might seem perfect for each other, but what if they’re both missing the same arm? Then even something simple like holding hands while walking becomes a case of they’re too similar to...

Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who’ll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you’re in the wrong house, that’s what...

Forms of Love: A man once decided that all perfection and beauty was in the tree. It gave fruit, shelter, materials for manufacturers. It did this, too, without apparently making demands. It was there for...

As you have seen the treachery of love because of me, I have seen my cruelty because of you. But you learned mercy from me, and from you I learned resilience. As you came to...

The essence of every single person on this planet it God.

The intimacy and spiritual relationships or connections that one can have with their significant other are very important to your health — cardiovascular and otherwise.

Then, whenever I feel the sun on my face, I will think of you, ” I told him. “You will always be with me, Bill. Because of all I have felt for you, and all...

Relationships are nine parts intuition, one part madness.

Couples should be able to share their dreams with one another. That’s why for just $69.69, you’ll like what I have to sell you. It’s not just one tube and two suction cups you each...

Never carry the baggage of your past relationships on the honeymoon of your future relationships.

I’m always looking for meaningful one-night stands

A shower curtain would make a great dress. If I make it for you, will you make love to me? Before you answer, you should know that I’m a bring my own bathtub kind of...

Can you ever really say you know anybody—your clone included? Still, if my clone’s birthday were coming up, I’d only shop Buy One Get One Free deals.

I went to visit my grandma. I meant to stay for two days, but ended up staying two months. (So I overslept a little).

I love you” can stop bleeding faster than a Band-Aid. It’s true. It worked for me after I stabbed my grandpa.

I find great happiness in my relationships with old friends, living mirrors that reflect histories of laughter and sorrow, triumphs and failures, births and deaths, on both sides.

That’s when I finally got it. I finally understood. It wasn’t the thought that counted. It was the actual execution that mattered, the showing up for somebody. The intent behind it wasn’t enough. Not for...