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I’m a lion in a strange land.

—Criss Jami

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Growing up in a home of abuse, you struggle with the notion that you can love a person you hate, or hate a person you love. It’s a strange feeling.

—Trevor Noah

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Souls and memories can do strange things during trance.

—Bram Stoker

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You say freak, I say unique.

—Christian Baloga

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Brick!”

—Jarod Kintz

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With one blanket, you and I could wrap up like a burrito. Yum. And if you want melted cheese, just fart a bit.

—Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be used as a Red Beard Replacement, for those of us who can’t grow facial hair, but desire the respect a beard brings.

—Jarod Kintz

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A brick is blocking my urethra. But it’s not painful, because my penis is just that big. Oh yes, it’s as big as this lie is.

—Jarod Kintz

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Several famous people have licked my nipples. Well, indirectly. First they licked the stamps, and then I peeled them off the letters and stuck them on my nipples.

—Jarod Kintz

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A blanket could be used to create another way. There is no other way but to make another way. We simply must!

—Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be used in a manner most secret. But Shh! I can’t tell you. What part about secret don’t you understand?

—Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be used to revive the spiritual movement in America. But are we as a people willing to accept the unacceptable into our lives? Sadly, I’m afraid I’m crying at the answer, which...

—Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be used as a dream stimulator. Just tap it gently against your forehead. And if the mechanism gets stuck, just slam it down on your skull to jar everything loose.

—Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be used in place of a diamond on a wedding ring. Your wife’s probably going to divorce you and take the house anyway, so you might as well give her the first...

—Jarod Kintz

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They wore their strange beauty like war paint.

—Holly Black

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My love is like the shape your mouth makes while you whistle. Would you mind if I accompanied you on my harmonica?

—Jarod Kintz

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What are you doing thinking? Get back to work.

—Jarod Kintz

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A blanket could be used to suppress yawns. Just curl up in the technological wonder that is a blanket, lay your head back, and let the miracle of science cure your yawns.

—Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be used to smash my bottled up rage, and a blanket could be laid down beforehand to catch the shards.

—Jarod Kintz

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A blanket could be used to protect your heart from heartbreak. Keep your heart warm, because if your heart grows as cold as ice, it’s much more likely to shatter.

—Jarod Kintz

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A blanket might make the ideal politician, because they’re warm, comforting, soft, and easily corruptible.

—Jarod Kintz

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A big slice of the strange, a zap to the synaptic net, the shock of unending Otherness moistened with meaning, special stinks, grace notes, blaring daylight that illuminated without instructing. A marathon that addicted.To wake...

—Gregory Benford

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Love, it’s like catching barrels in a fish.

—Jarod Kintz

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I didn’t have time to grow out a beard, so I glued a wig on instead. I make love like a hare in a tortoise shell.

—Jarod Kintz

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I won’t die for my love—but I will live for her, which is much harder and more impactful.

—Jarod Kintz

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People are temporary, but love is eternal.

—Jarod Kintz

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I welcome all You’re Welcomes with open arms and open zippers. My love for her is sandwiched between two slices of Thank You.

—Jarod Kintz

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Bricks could be used to promote social progress. If we could amass enough bricks to build a prison big enough to cage every citizen, then everybody would be equal. And I think our current political...

—Jarod Kintz

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A blanket could be used to make magical music. And no, I’m not talking about sex and wailing orgasms, you pervert. That’s my sister you’re thinking about. And it’s particularly disgusting and disturbing because I...

—Jarod Kintz

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What does homophobia look like when it’s stripped bare of fancy costumes like family values and tradition? It looks like that group of strange, angry people who protest at the funerals of U.S. soldiers who’ve...

—Jane Velez-Mitchell

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Americans like the British kind of quirkiness and the strange accent. They find it kind of cute or something, with a certain charm.

—Nick Park

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Love messes you up and makes you do strange things

—Laurie Halse

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There is an anaesthetic of familiarity, a sedative of ordinariness which dulls the senses and hides the wonder of existence. For those of us not gifted in poetry, it is at least worth while from...

—Richard Dawkins

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It’s strange how time can make a place shrink, make its strangeness ordinary.

—Veronica Roth

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Why a slow death in a strange country if you can die on the threshold of your own house?Refugees don’t exist.Only blown away people exist,people blown by the windall over the world.

—Ad de Bont

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With these words there came the rending scream of a shattered stirk and an angry troubling of the branches as the poor madman percolated through the sieve of a sharp yew, a wailing black meteor...

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We have overcome the notion that mathematical truths have an existence independent and apart from our own minds. It is even strange to us that such a notion could ever have existed.

—James Newman

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A blanket could be used as a smothering agent, sort of like an employee of the NSA.

—Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be slid on a wood floor, like a rolling bowling ball, in an attempt to fill the seconds between swallows of beer.

—Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be used to represent a memory. That way when you live in a brick house, you could be living in the past.

—Jarod Kintz

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A blanket could be used to fix your broken marriage. You’ll also need duct tape, an empty car trunk, a getaway driver, and the most opportune moment to snatch your mother-in-law away to never be...

—Jarod Kintz

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A blanket could be used to understand Understanding. At least I think so. The process is complicated, and really hard to understand.

—Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be used to keep a level head. I don’t mean remaining rational, I mean literally, keep your head still and balanced and don’t let the brick fall off. Actually, keeping the brick...

—Jarod Kintz

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Built.” Similarly, a brick is complete in and of itself, but it is also a part of the process of building, and a part of the end result, a newly constructed built.

—Jarod Kintz

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I stitched an itch to my side. As far as surgeries go, I’m just barely scratching the surface.

—Jarod Kintz

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A blanket could be used to make you laugh, and a joke could be used to keep you warm inside.

—Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be used like a fleeglebeegle, which in turn could be used like a zoopkatofka, which itself could be used like a Wexlybexter Device (the one with the hand crank, not the one...

—Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be used to represent society as a whole. But to represent society as a half, I’d recommend using either a full carton of half and half, or a half-full carton of whole...

—Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be used in conjunction with another brick to be the Democrat and Republican Presidential candidates. People will say, Vote for the brick on the left, or, The brick on the right is...

—Jarod Kintz

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If you come by my place, you might see a wheelbarrow full of broken bricks. I broke them with my fist. I was practicing for your face.

—Jarod Kintz

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