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I’m a lion in a strange land.

—Criss Jami

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Growing up in a home of abuse, you struggle with the notion that you can love a person you hate, or hate a person you love. It’s a strange feeling.

—Trevor Noah

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Souls and memories can do strange things during trance.

—Bram Stoker

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You say freak, I say unique.

—Christian Baloga

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My go to karaoke song is ‘Stars’ from ‘Les Mis’, which is Javert’s song. And it’s super strange, and every time it comes on people are really weirded out, but that’s what I do.

—June Diane

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You’re special, not strange. You should be glad.

—Lesley Howarth

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…then Bony Lizzie walked right past me, knelt by General Stanton, and cut off his thumb bones. I had to remind myself that his cries of pain were just the after-effects of his body since...

—Joseph Delaney

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What do we call someone who talks about winning the race after leaving you amputated for life!

—SFathima

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The Beautiful is always strange.

—Charles Baudelaire

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A blanket could be used to lure politicians to your side of an issue. Which is your side? Easy—the side I’m not sleeping on.

—Jarod Kintz

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A blanket could be used to ward off warts. I tested it out last Tuesday on my Aunt Velma, and she doesn’t have a wart on her body. It’s probably true that she didn’t have...

—Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be used to keep you warm at night, in the same way that a blanket could be used to smother a lover while they sleep.

—Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be used to increase your annual sales. But before you can sell, you’ve got to buy. For just $9.99 I’ll show you how a common brick can transform you into an uncommon...

—Jarod Kintz

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A blanket could be used for political transparency. After all, what’s more see-through than a brick wall?

—Jarod Kintz

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A blanket could be used to fly interdimensionally. My penis is a wormhole.

—Jarod Kintz

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A brick has ten holes in two rows lining the center—perfect so that you and nine of your friends can each stick your little dicks in the brick after a few beers.

—Jarod Kintz

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A blanket could be used as a trap to ensnare two entangled lovers. Using this method is how I found my current girlfriend and my new best guy friend.

—Jarod Kintz

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The other day I found 20 dollars. It was just lying in a wallet I took from some guy’s pocket.

—Jarod Kintz

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Teamwork is me helping you build a brick wall that will come between us and forever divide us. Division through unity.

—Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be used to make life easier. Start carrying one around with you everywhere you go, and you’ll see what I mean.

—Jarod Kintz

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A blanket could be used to cure the common cold. I mean, come on it’s just common sense. A blanket is warm, and if a cold is what it’s named, then a blanket would transform...

—Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be used as motivation to acquire more bricks. Hey, I’m just trying to help here. Don’t shut me out by building a wall between us.

—Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be used to keep warm, and a blanket could be used to build a house.

—Jarod Kintz

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I Love Jenn” jacket. Two girls, one continuous love. The I Love Jennifer is a little off-center, but then so am I. Better than being self-centered, as my clone would probably say.

—Jarod Kintz

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To me, beer tastes like piss. Maybe that’s why I only enjoy it in the shower with my uncle.

—Jarod Kintz

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Politics.

—Jarod Kintz

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One blanket, coupled with a fluffy pillow, could be implemented as a torture device for insomniacs.

—Jarod Kintz

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Broccoli, it’s what’s for breakfast. This morning let us make love like we’re both still asleep. I’ll hit the snooze if you find the lube.

—Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be used to soften resistance. Smash the opposition into a pulp!

—Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be shoved in your buttocks. You know, for your enjoyment.

—Jarod Kintz

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I have never seduced a fish taco for selfish reasons. I am an altruistic lover.

—Jarod Kintz

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You’re late.” I stopped, my jaw open and slack, because I knew she was right. I was late—but for what? I was late for love.

—Jarod Kintz

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I like you, and I, like you, love me.

—Jarod Kintz

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We ate soup in the pouring rain. I said I liked it, even though it was a bit too watery for my taste. Then we made love like two rainbows sizzling in a pan like...

—Jarod Kintz

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I farted like a pack of crying onions. That was my response to her I love you.

—Jarod Kintz

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I talked to him on Christmas, and again on March 5th. Neither one of us hung up the phone that whole time.

—Jarod Kintz

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Remember what?” And that’s precisely my point—you can’t even remember what you can’t remember, and I’m here with a blanket to help. So scoot over and let me lay in your bed with you.

—Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be used to cut things. The duller the object, the sharper the user has to be to make it work.

—Jarod Kintz

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Some people drip wax on themselves like a human chianti bottle to see if they feel anything….but getting a wicker basket to fit them is a fiasco

—Josh Stern

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When you are in the company of lunatics, behave like a lunatic. When you are in the company of intelligentsias, speak with brilliance…that is how a chameleon behaves, the territory changes it, and it adapts...

—Michael Bassey Johnson

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But I think bands that rolled in with a big attitude, like they were some big deal, I just found that very strange.

—Rob Zombie

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Strange world isn’t it?

—Stephenie Meyer

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This maze is laid out such that should you step through the correct path, by its end you will have learned the most extraordinary dance, such that any coronation would be proud to see you...

—Catherynne M.

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I am the Magic Chicken of Desire. Just add water. And a brick and a blanket.

—Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be used to decorate the interior of your anus. Here, bend over and let me demonstrate.

—Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be used to suppress certain groups of people, particularly those individuals who are too weak to stand up and say Hey, somebody get this brick off of me—it’s crushing me!

—Jarod Kintz

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A blanket could be used to fill the night sky with smoke, if you use it to suffocate the fire. And if you mess it up, I’ll use my hands to suffocate you.

—Jarod Kintz

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Free sex with room.”

—Jarod Kintz

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A blanket could be used to reduce the weight of love, by exactly one person. It’s a cold world out there.

—Jarod Kintz

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Love is like building a wall with two bricks and a ton of wind. Obviously you and your lover are bricks.

—Jarod Kintz

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