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I’m a lion in a strange land.

—Criss Jami

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Growing up in a home of abuse, you struggle with the notion that you can love a person you hate, or hate a person you love. It’s a strange feeling.

—Trevor Noah

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Souls and memories can do strange things during trance.

—Bram Stoker

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You say freak, I say unique.

—Christian Baloga

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There was a strange atmosphere on the set because we were filming in this large house, which was used for troubled children. You’d go in and find walls had been burnt down. The building was...

—Beatrice Dalle

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Maisha ni kitu cha ajabu kuliko vyote ulimwenguni.

—Enock Maregesi

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A blanket could be used to feed the homeless. I mean warm the coldless. I mean coldsome. I wouldn’t know, because I’m homefull.

—Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be used to help define your rigid beliefs. I put my beliefs to bed, along with the hooker I rented for the night.

—Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be used in a heart transplant operation. And for just $25,000 more dollars, that brick could be switched with a real or artificial heart.

—Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be used as a flying decision inducer. You could have said yes before I threw the brick, but I suppose you’ll be more agreeable when you wake up from your coma.

—Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be used to stop potential terrorist plots. But it sure would be more effective if I could just record every single phone conversation, email, text message, Google search, and Skype video chat...

—Jarod Kintz

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A blanket could be wrapped around people who’ve recently been electrocuted, because I’ll bet it’s really warm under those covers. I’ve always wanted to roast marshmallows in my sleep.

—Jarod Kintz

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A blanket could be made of tuna fish skin, which would go well with my cottage cheese thighs.

—Jarod Kintz

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Surviving cancer is cool, but surviving old age is cooler.

—Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be used as an identifier, for all those people with no real identities. I’m talking about clones, because just like bricks, each clone is exactly like the next.

—Jarod Kintz

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My white duvet is like an avalanche of blanket.

—Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be used to wash your hands. And after that, I’d suggest you wash out your filthy mouth. Scrub it clean, you scatological talker you.

—Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be duct taped in front of your eyes, like a blindfold, so you can have that feeling of hitting your head against a brick wall all the time.

—Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be used like Dracula uses binoculars. I swear that pervert peeps on me every night from the tree across the street.

—Jarod Kintz

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Life is stranger than biology textbooks.

—David Rains Wallace

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33 old people went into a nursing home, and only 34 people came out alive. One old woman died while giving birth to twins.

—Jarod Kintz

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When I’m 42, I’ll have 21 years of experience being 21. I’ll be doubly prepared to handle myself in a bar, most likely by avoiding them altogether.

—Jarod Kintz

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If I had a funny thought and a runny nose, but only had one napkin and no paper, I’d rather use that napkin to write on than blow my nose. After all, that’s what sleeves...

—Jarod Kintz

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Through the miracle of science, or divine intervention, a brick could be made soft, like Jell-O, and a blanket could be made rigid, like the laws regarding the speed limit, as interpreted by the cop...

—Jarod Kintz

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I make love like Brett Favre threw his first pass as a Green Bay Packer—to himself. Obviously, himself is myself.

—Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be an object to measure your life against. Are you square, rigid, and inflexible? If yes, are you in the military? If no, why are you acting like a brick?

—Jarod Kintz

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Izzy. Sweet, beautiful, but eternally strange Izzy.

—G.A. Aiken

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We’re all somewhere 1-100 in love. I’m always 100.

—Jarod Kintz

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I sing like a flower, and I dance like a tree. Let us make love like an overflowing cup of coffee.

—Jarod Kintz

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I’ve got a lot of love to give you. And by you I mean your clone.

—Jarod Kintz

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Love is an award you win by losing—or giving it away. Trophies collect dust, but love is the ultimate prize.

—Jarod Kintz

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We spent the whole evening conversing like I was mute and she was deaf. I didn’t talk and she didn’t listen, and that’s what made me think we might be in love.

—Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be used to help teach teenagers to tie their shoes. Honestly, if they are so stupid that they haven’t figured out how to tie their own shoes by now, torture really is...

—Jarod Kintz

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People love to love, but I love to sleep, and that is why cats are closer to God than bricks are to blankets. –Cap’n Kintz

—Jarod Kintz

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The unnatural and the strange have a perfume of their own

—Fernando Pessoa

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Dare to Differ

—Matthew Goldfinger

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The chemists are a strange class of mortals, impelled by an almost insane impulse to seek their pleasures amid smoke and vapour, soot and flame, poisons and poverty; yet among all these evils I seem...

—Johann Joachim

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So I started shoveling Bob’s driveway, which is a strange thing to do at a New Years Eve Party

—Stephen Chbosky

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Strange, i thought i knew you well, thought i had read the sky, thought i had seen a change in your eyes.

—Tori Amos

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In the strange dreams of man, there are stories that are unknowingly being built by them. Mine are among the billions that remain untold.

—Brandon Benevides

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A brick could be used to build a house—or destroy it, one window at a time.

—Jarod Kintz

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A brick could help get your unruly hair under control, by getting at the root of the problem—your skull. Increase force as necessary.

—Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be used to trick a snake into leaving your pet mouse alone. That way you’re free to use the mouse as you want to, you pervert.

—Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be used to instill courage in the cowardly. But training must begin at birth, and the weak identified while they are still hiding in the womb.

—Jarod Kintz

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A blanket could be used as a distress symbol. You’ll know I’m in danger and in need of rescue, because I’ll be asleep and completely oblivious to my surroundings.

—Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be used to determine whether you are really in love or not. But you’re never going to be able to tell for sure if you try to run the experiment with the...

—Jarod Kintz

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A blanket could be used to smother a fire—but not the fire that burns in my heart for you. Or perhaps that’s merely heartburn, and you’re just as common as a brick.

—Jarod Kintz

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A blanket can be rolled up, much like I roll up my emotions when I listen to political rhetoric.

—Jarod Kintz

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I pee whilst seated. But it’s hard to focus with people honking at me.

—Jarod Kintz

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A blanket could be used to suffocate our secret desires. And what do I secretly desire? I desire suffocation, and that is why I must suffocate my desire.

—Jarod Kintz

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