Two kinds of people have many friends, one with bank balance and other with boldness.

There really is no correlation between age and one’s bank balance. I’ve met wealthy boys and broke men.

A man’s bank balance is the new penis size.

There’s a correlation between the number of digits on a man’s bank balance, and, the number of things that his woman is willing to forgive him for.

When a man’s bank balance becomes too small, his woman flees. For a man to do the same, his woman’s body — or vagina — has to do the opposite.

In some cases, people with a body (whose size) they did not long for are victims of having a bank balance (whose size) they longed for.