A true teacher does not terrorize ignorant students. A true teacher knows that it is his job to cure ignorance.

Never trust a man with a penis.

A cause may be inconvenient, but it’s magnificent. It’s like champagne or high heels, and one must be prepared to suffer for it.

…it’s just another one of those things I don’t understand: everyone impresses upon you how unique you are, encouraging you to cultivate your individuality while at the same time trying to squish you and everyone...

humor is a spiritual journey to see the world in a unique, amusing way.

don’t drop the soap

The meaning of life is profound. Its why we are all so confounded by it.

creativity starts’ with a simple master piece

Better days are coming! They’re called Saturday and Sunday.

Only you can change yourself, no one else can.

If you don’t believe in yourself ! then no one else will !

The One who knows, knows a lot.

Have a Glass of wine & over time it will be fine.

I can’t make you, Rebecca, but you’ll probably feel better if you eat.

Where’s the fun in playing with knives if you can’t draw a little blood?

You’ll never know what psychopathic heights you’re capable of, just lying there on the sofa

Let them lambaste a million, they won’t bring the crown of victor down on the ground

I think the reason I choose the comic approach so often is because it’s harder, therefore affording me the opportunity to show off.

And Mom doesn’t like anyone cutting her flowers, so I cut up her magazines instead. Do you like it?

Sweetie, you don’t need to drive me to the brink of insanity… I’m close enough to walk!

I realized I was officially a professional writer when all my plans began with “drink coffee” and ended with “take a nap.

It must be around forty, when you’re “over the hill.” I don’t even know what that means and why it’s a bad thing. When I go hiking and I get over the hill, that means...

In a world full of lemmings, I’d rather be the cliff.

My father quoted Shakespeare to me often and when I lay a book down with splayed pages he told me better to be cruel to animals, children even, but never so cruelly treat a book.

But to me it sounded like someone throwing a roll of paper towels and a can of frosting into an oven and saying, “You know, I think there’s a good chance of this turning into...

You see, the journey of life is a wondrous thing. There are no maps, and no rest stops. You follow the signs as best you can, and suddenly you’re there. Wherever you are, that is.

I’ll take a Cheezy Burger and a shake full of smiles to go.

To ugly ducklings everywhere,Don’t worry about those fluffy yellow morons:They’ll never get to be swans

It is what it is.You are what you it.There are no mistakes.”–Villa Incognito

It doesn’t matter if you have new parts, old parts or spare parts. You can shine no matter what your made of.

… an artist should paint from the heart, and not always what people expect. Predictability often leads to the dullest work, in my opinion, and we have been bored stiff long enough I think.

Everybody has to sell yeah, and everything has gone to hell yeah.

Emotions are like muscles. Most of them go highly unattended, it’s usually the weaker, undefined ones that cause injury to the rest, and there is most certainly memory response in play.

bad guy” anymore, he’s the BAD GUY!

If life gives you the wobbles make jelly.

Well, the plenty of fish in the sea thing is bullshit,” I said. “The other fish are weird, smell funny, or hooked on someone else’s fishing line.

There are no guarantees in life, which is why my motto is to live intensely, love fiercely and to always have two shelties.

If you give yourself too much wiggle room, you’ll always be a worm.

If life takes you long way, take a shortcut!

Tip #4Skinny-dip at will!(Idea)When single boast about finding your inner most happy place and hold on to it Odds are once married you can kiss personal space Good-Bye.

No one ever excused his way to success.

Do you want to know the world? Then look at it closely. Do you want to like it? Then look at it from afar.

positivity is the father of reinvention

The process of learning is a nonstop orgy of wonderment.

Hospitality is the act of making people feel at home – when you wish they were.

They said you can’t go to the moon. They said you can’t put cheese inside a pizza crust, but NASA did it. They had to, because the cheese kept floating off in space.

The happiest people are the ones who can build a firm foundation of awesomeness out of the stones people have thrown at them.

Cuántos debe de haber en el mundo que huyen de otros porque no se ven a sí mismos!

Hey listen to me, stay sane inside insanity

Analyse it; chance of getting succeed are always greater than failure