A true teacher does not terrorize ignorant students. A true teacher knows that it is his job to cure ignorance.

Never trust a man with a penis.

Politicians are a lot like diapers. They should be changed frequently, and for the same reasons.

Dreams come true all the time, just not for the dreamers

Women; the supreme masters of the bait and switch.”D’Artagnan Bloodhawke

No, you just keep polishing your fangs or whatever you guys do in there.

No matter where life takes me, you’ll find me with a smile. Presumed to be happy, always laughing like a child. I never thought life could be this sweet! It’s got me cheesing from cheek...

If someone wanted to have a grudge against me, or didn’t agree with my lifestyle, the way I breathed, the space I took up on this planet, they had an open door to ‘report’ to...

Orang yang jatuh cinta diam-diam hanya bisa, seperti yang mereka selalu lakukan, jatuh cinta sendirian

Your mind is just like a parachute ! if you don’t open it, it won’t work !

No one has ever seen a Brink’s truck delivering money into a cemetery…so enjoy your life, while you still can!

Each year, the Great Pumpkin rises out of the pumpkin patch that he thinks is the most sincere. He’s gotta pick this one. He’s got to. I don’t see how a pumpkin patch can be...

Girls find it rather fun to tease my about my height and the joy I find in the games boys play. Please. I could find a lot of things to say about their stupid makeup...

My favorite sport is female and my favorite food is beer.

This town, this country, this world, is full to the brim with clever people, and just look at it. Never been in such awful shape. Clever people don’t give a damn about anybody but themselves....

When you get kicked in the teeth, chew on it: don’t bite back.

Be happy, for what you have today; for yesterday you were PRAYING for it.

Abracadabra, moron.

If you have one eye on yesterday, and one eye on tomorrow, you’re going to be cockeyed today.

Cowok itu jarang nulis. Sekalinya iya, ada dua kemungkinan :a. Langsung bagus dan jadi dewa (macamnya Kak Fauzi : dua dari dua buku yang aku beli mengesankan ^^. Sayang Genere Fantasy enggak dilirik orang kebanyakan)b....

Holy ripened fuckcheese!

Anak muda jaman sekarang, gonta ganti pasangan segampang ganti celana dalam.

Obviously, she doesn’t subscribe to the “I can only eat salads in front of the opposite sex” rule of thumb a lot of chicks swear by. Who gave women that idea? Like a guy’s going...

…once you’ve crawled into what’s commonly thought of as the sordid underbelly of life, you realize it’s all just different versions of normal.

I was so jealous. I could compete against a dragon in a ‘breathing fire contest.

Parents always make their worst mistakes with their oldest children. That’s when parents know the least and care the most, so they’re more likely to be wrong and also more likely to insist that they’re...

It’s not how you look, it’s how you feel in the dark

Let the only things higher than the airplanes in the sky, be the stories that I tell to others and the castles that i build for myself.

If people were Superior to Animals, they’d take better care of the world

Inside the mirrored elevator, Mulch used a telescopic pointer to push P for the penthouse. For the first few months he had jumped to reach the button, but that was undignified behavior for a millionaire....

If you believe in the eighteenth century view of the mind, you will look and act wimpy. You will think that all you need to do is give people the facts and the figures and...

Don’t stop dreaming just because you had a nightmare.

When it came down to it, he just wasn’t that engaged. You had to be engaged to be a vegetarian; you had to be engaged to sing “Both Sides Now” with your eyes closed; when...

If I had but the time and you had but the brain

Said Buddha to the hot dog vendor, “make me one with everything.

Thank you very Much, I enjoyed myself

Staying on the fence is safe … until someone shoots you off!

Dad, one of my first memories is of sharing my worry with you about the space shuttle poking holes in the atmosphere and letting out all of Earth’s air.

Why one human being is attracted to another is one of the great mysteries of the world.

I must go down to the seas againto find where Iburied the hatchet with Yesterday.

Certainly there are things in life that money can’t buy, but it’s very funny – Did you ever try buying them without money.

Just think of what would have happened to poor old Naaman if he had decided to dunk himself only once?

you can do it if you put your mind into it.

There are no menial jobs, only menial attitudes.

The problem with the world is that no one knows how to shit anymore!

You’ll enjoy it. There is much you can learn from books and scrolls,” said Jeod. He gestured at the walls. “These books are my friends, my companions. They make me laugh and cry and find...

Teenagers today, changing lover as easily as changing panties.

your bad past is for you to learn don’t pass it to others.

Yes – I’ve learned from my mistakes, and I’m sure I could repeat them perfectly.

Real mothers don’t just listen with humble embarrassment to the elderly lady who offers unsolicited advice in the checkout line when a child is throwing a tantrum. We take the child, dump him in the...