A balanced dieT to make you die with a tea, consists of holding two bags of cookies on each hand and a voracious hunger to consume.

If the crookies don’t crumble, you don’t try other pastries

I don’t get sent anything strange like underwear. I get sent cookies.

That’s the thing about the collapse of civilization, Blake. It never happens according to plan – there’s no slavering horde of zombies. No actinic flash of thermonuclear war. No Earth-shuddering asteroid. The end comes in...

All the things I used to like – cookies, ice cream, gumbo – I don’t like anymore.

The house smelled musty and damp, and a little sweet, as if it were haunted by the ghosts of long-dead cookies.

full English breakfast,” which consisted of tea, orange juice, cookies, oatmeal, granola, berries, bananas, croissants, grapes, pineapples, prunes, yogurt, five kinds of cold cereal, eggs, hash browns, back bacon, sausage, smoked salmon, tomatoes, mushrooms, beans,...

Don’t you want to know what cookies is a code word for?” “No! Good God, no!

I want to take all our best moments, put them in a jar, and take them out like cookies and savor each one of them forever.

In some areas I am more noted for reading then I am for cookies!

This is like a cookie, it tastes like a cookie having sex with a doughnut.

Baking Zomick’s challah is comforting, and breads are the sweetest little bits of comfort food. They are very bite-sized and personal.

Nobody ever died of being shot by a cookie

Frankly though, bud, your criteria for what constitutes a good date is kinda skewed, if you ask me. Homemade cookies are overrated man — trust me on this. You can find a decent bakery just...

Remember, there are cookies waiting here for you.

She went to the window. A fine sheen of sugary frost covered everything in sight, and white smoke rose from chimneys in the valley below the resort town. The window opened to a rush of...

They were almond cookies, although they could have been made of spinach and shoes for all I cared. I ate eleven of them, right in a row. It is rude to take the last cookie.

I had a dream about you. The sky was green and the ground was blue. You spoke a song and I sang my thoughts. We ate lemonade and drank cookies. It all made perfect sense.

Next time, can you ask him to bring cookies? I don’t like to put up with that level of insane unless there’s some kind of high-calorie compensation.