I ain’t got no money, I ain’t got no car to take you on a date, I can’t even buy you flowers, but together we’ll be the perfect friend.

I sound contemptuous, but I am not. I am interested–intrigued even–by the way time erases real lives, leaving only vague imprints. Blood and spirit fade away so that only names and dates remain.

Dates are convenient hooks on which we can hang our memories of events. But history is all about people – people like you and me who did things to change the world.

Don’t compete with your friends to win a date with few beautiful girls, but compete to win few beautiful goals.

He firmly pulled her body against his and he brushed her lips with his. Staring into her eyes, he lightly slid his tongue across her bottom lip. She drew a deep, staggered breath in response...

Don’t answer the door in a wedding dress and veil, he might not think you’re joking.

I try to hook you up every day. What’s the point of calendars without dates?

Mistake is an event not a person

but would you mind dreamin’ a bit quieter? Your dreams is spillin’ over into my dreams, and if there’s one thing I’ve never been doin’ with, it’s dates. William the Conker, ten sixty-six, that’s as...

Based on the questions we both answered, we’re a 0% love match. That means we’re 100% compatible, once I enlighten her to the correct perspective on life.

Excuse me? Tonight you represent every dateless woman in this city, every woman who’s about to sit down to a lonely meal of Weight Watchers past primavera she’s just nuked in the microwave. Every woman...

Tanith frowned. Did people still go on DATES any more? She was sure they did. They probably called it something different though. She tried to think of the last date she’d been on. The last...

Don’t go there, Bob. Let’s just not go there.

The importance of setting a date, as in choosing a colour, is a matter of selection. Orange may be seen equally well as ‘the decline and fall of red’ or ‘the rise and triumph of...

Should I be writing this down?

Nellie grinned. “I always wanted to go to Venice. It’s supposed to be the romance capital of the world.””Sweet,” put in Dan. “Too bad your date is an Egyptian Mau on a hunger strike.”The au...

Where are you guys getting all of this?” I asked. “What does it matter if I – oh come on.”We’d reached the lobby and found Eddie and Micah sitting on a bench together. They at...

I am concussed,’ I announced, entirely sure of my self-diagnosis.”You’re fine,’ Takumi said as he jogged back towards me. ”Let’s get out of here before we’re killed.””I’m sorry,’ I said. ”But I can’t get up....

Dignity/ˈdignitē/ noun 1. The moment you realize that the person you cared for has nothing intellectually or spiritually to offer you, but a headache. 2. The moment you realize God had greater plans for you...