A balanced dieT to make you die with a tea, consists of holding two bags of cookies on each hand and a voracious hunger to consume.

How’s daydreaming affecting nightmares?? Showing the light where is all dark!

We may travel the world over to find a good spot,But if we are blind to search within, we find it not.

How do you paint a writer’s block?Just fill it with fifty shades of black.

We should count our blessings more than our happenings, as much as we should count our savings more than our earnings.

True love is like little roses, sweet, fragrant in small doses.

Finding your bliss in true equality and great quality can only benefit others

What happened when the Verb asked the noun to conjugate? She said “no-no!”, forgot the “o” and decided to become a nun!

I’d rather be on the ground than underTo feel the heavy rain and the thunder.

Now it’s the bee… Gees! Bees are now endangered species… Without them life won’t be sweet!

I tried to blow a yellow jacket out and now it’s wearing a bow tie in its mouth.

hough we travel the whole over to find the perfect match,we must carry it with us a light or it’s playing hard to catch.

My friends think I’m outgoing, but I don’t travel as much outside as I do from the inside.

A brain is like a muscle, a serial connection that you should train everyday; if you don’t use it, you loose it