The ark was like a portable computer hard drive and Noah was a one-man Geek Squad, and he dumped God’s most important files onto it before he zorched the virus-ridden computer that was the world.
—BikeSnobNYC
When I was a little girl,’ I said, sitting down, ‘the wallpaper in my room had pictures of Noah’s story.’ […]You know what’s weird though? It’s weird that the ark would be such a kids’...
—Adam Rex
My dream went all the way back to the beginning. The rain rose into the clouds, and the animals descended the ramp.
—Jonathan Safran
The biblical account of Noah’s Ark and the Flood is perhaps the most implausible story for fundamentalists to defend. Where, for example, while loading his ark, did Noah find penguins and polar bears in Palestine?
—Judith Hayes
People cited violation of the First Amendment when a New Jersey schoolteacher asserted that evolution and the Big Bang are not scientific and that Noah’s ark carried dinosaurs. This case is not about the need...
—Neil deGrasse
The story of Eve and the serpent, and of Noah and his ark, drops to a level with the Arabian Tales, without the merit of being entertaining, and the account of men living to eight...
—Thomas Paine
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