I only had one drink. The problem was, my vodka glass could hold one gallon. I thought I was in love, but I was really intoxicated.

I mean, you know how it is. You chase a bottle of sleeping pills with a bottle of Jack Daniel’s and life’s never the same, no matter how many times you try to tell people...

Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.

Avoid using cigarettes, alcohol, and drugs as alternatives to being an interesting person.

One reason I don’t drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.

You speak of my drinking, yet you don’t know my thirst

I began to think vodka was my drink at last. It didn’t taste like anything, but it went straight down into my stomach like a sword swallowers’ sword and made me feel powerful and godlike.

Pour alcohol on a bundle of nerves and it generally turns into a can of worms.

Dzert jums nevajadzēs?Ahā! Andrs tūliņ saprata: apdzirdīt grib! un atteica cieti:- Nē, mēs nedzeram.- Nē, nedzeram, – Bukstiņš apstiprināja. – Tas ir, kādreiz iedzeram ar, bet šovakar mums negribas.

I better understood the little lies that liquor told, lifting spirits and drowning sorrows while withholding the whole truth–that, in the end, it is the spirit in peril of drowning. Sorrows have gills.

Hitch: making rules about drinking can be the sign of an alcoholic,’ as Martin Amis once teasingly said to me. (Adorno would have savored that, as well.) Of course, watching the clock for the start-time...

I am not a finished poem, and I am not the song you’ve turned me into. I am a detached human being, making my way in a world that is constantly trying to push me...

At church, during communion, they give out free wine. Whoa! Talk about a great place to drink and meet women.

I’ve been getting into drinking smoothies in the morning – I like those a lot.

It’s a great advantage not to drink among hard drinking people.

We smoked fat cigars by the campfire and they tasted like wood and ash. The inhale and exhale was exciting. Blowing smoke rings in the calm forest air was followed by a deep swallow of...

Reggie, you wrapped your sports car around a telephone pole after drinking a bar.” “Yeah… But I was wearing my seatbelt.

…da var det skjænk og bakervarer for hver som kom ind i hans krambod, og somme hadde riktignok ingen skam, men kom to ganger og fik skjænk.

Don’t drive a car in the dream, else you won’t drive it on earth. Don’t wish to become, else you won’t become. Don’t associate with fools, else your ancestors will be insulted. Don’t be addicted...

I drink out of desperation. Life is too dreary to endure. The misery, loneliness, crampedness — they’re heartbreaking.[…] What feelings do you suppose a man has when he realizes that he will never know happiness...

You can learn a lot about a woman by getting smashed with her.

There is no bad whiskey. There are only some whiskeys that aren’t as good as others.

I would not put a thief in my mouth to steal my brains.

Why are you drinking? demanded the little prince.”So that I may forget,” replied the tippler.”Forget what?” inquired the little prince, who was already sorry for him.”Forget that I am ashamed,” the tippler confessed, hanging his...

I like to change liquor stores frequently because the clerks got to know your habits if you went in night and day and bought huge quantities. I could feel them wondering why I wasn’t dead...

Write drunk. Edit Sober.

When you paint late at night, drinking beer or wine or both, you gotta be very careful to watch what you are doing…

Cover your glass in France or Germany –even worse, in England – and in the voice of someone who has personally affronted, your host will ask why you’re not drinking. ‘Oh, I just don’t feel...

If you could pour my love like it was a bottle of wine, would you have one glass or two? That was a trick question, because the answer is you’d drink it all—straight out of...

There is no such joy in the tavern as upon the road thereto.

Son, never trust a man who doesn’t drink because he’s probably a self-righteous sort, a man who thinks he knows right from wrong all the time. Some of them are good men, but in the...

Pops: How about you finish this sentence for me, Jason? When a girl says no she means…Justin, looking desperately at me: No?Nana: Are you sure?Justin, shifting uncomfortably: I’m sure. No means no.Nana: Well look at...

Oh God how subtle he would have to be, how cunning… No paragraph, no phrase even of the thousands the book must contain could strike a discordant note, be less than fully imagined, an entire...

Sober or blotto, this is your motto: keep muddling through.

Its funny whenever people who have’nt seen me in years meet up with me again and they are surprised that I’m not as shy and quiet as I was in the past, I credit that...

When I was in London in 2008, I spent a couple hours hanging out at a pub with a couple of blokes who were drinking away the afternoon in preparation for going to that evening’s...

It comes in pints?

I’m drinking away the exam results that don’t take me anywhere.

Ale, man, Ale’s the stuff to drink,for fellows whom it hurts to think.

Drinking gave me a rush of confidence, and for a boy hounded by feelings of inadequacy, the buzz was a welcome relief. What was impossible to realize at the time was that I was shooting...

Good people drink good beer.

I have a question. Is it okay to drink while you’re pregnant…if you’re planning on giving the baby up for adoption?

The one plentiful herds of magazine writers would continue to be culled – by the Internet, by the recession, by the American public, who would rather watch TV or play video games or electronically inform...

Everyone should drink of me, but I shouldn’t be drunk by everyone. I should be drunk all by myself.

I can always say no to a bottle of booze, but only after saying yes to the alcohol inside.

A father and son walked into a bar, and the bartender didn’t serve either because the one didn’t look old enough. And he was right. Who becomes a dad in middle school?

I drink to make other people more interesting.

I guess I forgot we were going out tonight.””We always go out on Fridays.””It’s Thursday, Alvis.””You are so tied to routine.

Nancy Astor: “Winston, you are a drunk!”Winston Churchill: “And you, madam, are ugly. But I shall be sober in the morning.”(Reported exchange will Winston Churchill.

To be certain you’re consuming the real deal, look carefully at the label. W-h-i-s-k-e-y indicates the heavenly liquid from the Emerald Isle. Without the “e,” it’s from Scotland or some other godforsaken place.