A dame that knows the ropes isn’t likely to get tied up.

Ladies who play with fire must remember that smoke gets in their eyes.

Getting married is like trading in the adoration of many for the sarcasm of one.

When women go wrong, men go right after them.

I’m single because I was born that way.

To err is human – but it feels divine.

She’s the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong.

I only read biographies, metaphysics and psychology. I can dream up my own fiction.

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.

I see you’re a man with ideals. I better be going before you’ve still got them.

Marriage is a fine institution, but I’m not ready for an institution.

Love is like a booger, you pick and pick at it. Then when you get it you wonder how to get rid of it.

There are no good girls gone wrong – just bad girls found out.

It’s not the men in your life that matters, it’s the life in your men.

Men are my hobby, if I ever got married I’d have to give it up.

You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

When I’m good, I’m very good, but when I’m bad, I’m better.

I never said it would be easy, I only said it would be worth it.

Sex is an emotion in motion.

I generally avoid temptation unless I can’t resist it.

Brains are an asset, if you hide them.

I never loved another person the way I loved myself.

All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else.

I wrote the story myself. It’s about a girl who lost her reputation and never missed it.

If I had known I was going to live this long, I would have taken better care of myself.

Goodness had nothing to do with it.

I have found men who didn’t know how to kiss. I’ve always found time to teach them.

Good sex is like good bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.

Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.

Cultivate your curves – they may be dangerous but they won’t be avoided.

The best way to hold a man is in your arms.

I’ll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure.

The score never interested me, only the game.

You are never too old to become younger!

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond.

One more drink and I’ll be under the host.

Every man I meet wants to protect me. I can’t figure out what from.

Those who are easily shocked should be shocked more often.

He who hesitates is a damned fool.

Too much of a good thing can be wonderful!