Hair of the dog and to keep me company I made a drink.

I don’t ever drink alone. It’s not much fun. And I don’t think I will until I am an alcoholic.

I think he just loved being with the bears because they didn’t make him feel bad. I get it too. When he was with the bears, they didn’t care that he was kind of weird,...

Rumor had it that he was homosexual; in reality, in recent years, he was simply a garden-variety alcoholic.

All You Need Is Love” in homage to their memory.

Afternoon drinkers shifted in the gloom as if they sensed new blood.

While binge drinking is a significant issue, it is likely that many members of the public would be surprised by its categorisation as a mental illness, particularly at the milder end.”Public confusion caused by differing...

You think that’s the solution to everything, don’t you, Bane? Drinking and dancing and making love… but I tell you this, something is coming, and we’d be fools to ignore it.””When have I ever claimed...

I would rather have a free bottle in front of me than a pre-frontal lobotomy

In Mississippi the important thing is hooch, not bar equipment.

The Hitch-Hiker’s Guide to the Galaxy also mentions alcohol. It says that the best drink in existence is the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster, the effect of which is like having your brains smashed out with...

I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out and evaporate. Scotch on the rocks, anyone?

Here’s to alcohol, the rose colored glasses of life.

The food we were given was no more than eatable, but the patron was not mean about drink; he allowed us two litres of wine a day each, knowing that if a plongeur is not...

Why did everyone send casseroles in times of crisis? Why didn’t anyone ever send brownies and Jack Daniel’s?

Jeg peker på mit navn at der står det og at jeg er den og den. De forstår intet, men de klapper mig og finder at jeg er i orden. Så er det en som...

The whiskey kicked like a mugger.

Usually it`s like this: I sit down and drink with the idea of clarifying just where I am going with my life, and then, after a while, I am unable even to stand on my...

A sober heart conceals, what a drunken mouth reveals, or in your case, a drunken body and lips.

Let’s just say that once the party was over, the Tribe had the decency to put most of the things back into place with the possible, and otherwise notable, exception of the platypus and a...

SakeThe jewel which brightly shines at nightIs precious, but cannot measure up To the delights of drinking sake,Drowning one’s troubles in the cup. Otomo no Tabito

I mean, that’s at least in part why I ingested chemical waste – it was a kind of desire to abbreviate myself. To present the CliffNotes of the emotional me, as opposed to the twelve-column...

He dozed off, into a dreamless oblivion, for what seemed like seconds but was in fact hours, and awoke hungover, the inner surface of his skull pulsing like a single, giant nerve being chewed by...

Taking a couple short backup swigs, Flint’s crippling headache started to release its grip, sort of the way he imagined an octopus would release an inedible bowling ball.

Drinking is such a necessity to human life that people cannot fathom an individual who, like a child confined to a church pew, gets little enjoyment out of it and would rather do other things.

Oh don’t give me no more of that Old Janx SpiritNo, don’t you give me no more of that Old Janx SpiritFor my head will fly, my tongue will lie, my eyes will fry and...

You drink wine by the glass, and I drink wine by the trashcan. Seriously, I’ll be by the trashcan if you need me.

I’m listening.

I mulled over what he had told me as I savored the Scotch. Not bad, really — like a beer that’s been in a brawl.

After the first glass of vodkayou can accept just about anythingof life even your own mysteriousnessyou think it is nice that a boxof matches is purple and brown and is called La Petite and comes...

Taking my drink, I moved around the bar to her. Her smile was a little crooked as I sat down. I guessed it had been a wet night for platinum blondes.

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any other invention with the possible exceptions of handguns and Tequila.

I’m gaining weight the right way: I’m drinking beer.

I’ve gotten more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.

That’s ridiculous, my good sir.

Go & tell your drinking buddies& psychoanalyst your neighborhas risen from the ashes. I wonderif I should tell you about the love lettershidden behind the doorjamb. This housestill stands among my lavender flowers.Tell your inheritors...

A drinker does not exist. Whatever they say, it is just the drink talking

I am a drinker with writing problems.

I drink much less than most people think, and I think much more than most people would believe.

I don’t like to overdose. Call me old-fashioned.

If you see the dragon fly,best you drink the flagon dry.”—Zarost

I plead the fifth—and then I drank it. I was drunk on love, but wouldn’t admit it. I was also drunk on whiskey, but the breathalyzer outed me.

I’m thirsty for your love. I hope you don’t mind, but I drank straight from the carton—without even checking to see if it had expired.

With the money I spend on alcohol, I could support a family of four, assuming they are all heavy drinkers.

You can never rouse Harris. There is no poetry about Harris- no wild yearning for the unattainable. Harris never “weeps, he knows not why.” If Harris’s eyes fill with tears, you can bet it is...

That was how Sinner got his first taste of anything other than the froth on his father’s ale. It made you grimace, but if you drank enough it felt like discovering an entire hidden room...

The whiskey was a good start. I got the idea from Dylan Thomas. He’s this poet who drank twenty-one straight whiskeys at the White Horse Tavern in New York and then died on the spot...

Po tom pitanju” zapravo imam samo dva jednostavna pravila: prvo, nikad ne pijem alkohol pre zalaska sunca; i drugo, uvek pijem alkohol po zalasku sunca. Njih se držim sa vrlo retkim izuzecima, i kršim ih...

They say the only people who tell the truth are drunkards and children. Guess which one I am.

I’m taking Viagra and drinking prune juice – I don’t know if I’m coming or going.