After the first glass of vodkayou can accept just about anythingof life even your own mysteriousnessyou think it is nice that a boxof matches is purple and brown and is called La Petite and comes...

Taking my drink, I moved around the bar to her. Her smile was a little crooked as I sat down. I guessed it had been a wet night for platinum blondes.

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any other invention with the possible exceptions of handguns and Tequila.

I’m gaining weight the right way: I’m drinking beer.

I’ve gotten more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.

That’s ridiculous, my good sir.

Go & tell your drinking buddies& psychoanalyst your neighborhas risen from the ashes. I wonderif I should tell you about the love lettershidden behind the doorjamb. This housestill stands among my lavender flowers.Tell your inheritors...

A drinker does not exist. Whatever they say, it is just the drink talking

I am a drinker with writing problems.

I drink much less than most people think, and I think much more than most people would believe.

I don’t like to overdose. Call me old-fashioned.

If you see the dragon fly,best you drink the flagon dry.”—Zarost

I plead the fifth—and then I drank it. I was drunk on love, but wouldn’t admit it. I was also drunk on whiskey, but the breathalyzer outed me.

I’m thirsty for your love. I hope you don’t mind, but I drank straight from the carton—without even checking to see if it had expired.

With the money I spend on alcohol, I could support a family of four, assuming they are all heavy drinkers.

You can never rouse Harris. There is no poetry about Harris- no wild yearning for the unattainable. Harris never “weeps, he knows not why.” If Harris’s eyes fill with tears, you can bet it is...

That was how Sinner got his first taste of anything other than the froth on his father’s ale. It made you grimace, but if you drank enough it felt like discovering an entire hidden room...

The whiskey was a good start. I got the idea from Dylan Thomas. He’s this poet who drank twenty-one straight whiskeys at the White Horse Tavern in New York and then died on the spot...

Po tom pitanju” zapravo imam samo dva jednostavna pravila: prvo, nikad ne pijem alkohol pre zalaska sunca; i drugo, uvek pijem alkohol po zalasku sunca. Njih se držim sa vrlo retkim izuzecima, i kršim ih...

They say the only people who tell the truth are drunkards and children. Guess which one I am.

I’m taking Viagra and drinking prune juice – I don’t know if I’m coming or going.

Rum is tonic that clarifies the vision,and sets things in true perspective.

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is Freedom, in water there is bacteria.

I’d often slip and fall on the ice after last call, which explained the ever-present welts. If I were with a woman, I’d usually execute a precautionary vomit in the men’s room in an effort...

Liquor is the chloroform which enables the poor man to endure the painful operation of living.

I dance so fluid that I often drink the floor.

First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you.

He was in that stage of love–and of liquor–where one is completely taken up with oneself, and can get along very well without the other party.

The way a man drinks in company tells you nothing about him, but the way he drinks when alone reveals, without his realizing it, the very depths of his soul.

Men hvad bruker hun al den sherryen til?De har visst svært ofte skjelpadesuppe der i huset. Ja men en flaske om dag!

Was I on a hangover?

To alcohol! The cause of… and solution to… all of life’s problems

I don’t have a drinking problem ‘Cept when I can’t get a drink.

Do you drink?””Of course,I just said I was a writer.

it provokes the desire, but it takes away the performance

One of the things that strikes me most though is how some people don’t realise they’re self-harming. The phrase ‘self-harm’ brings up thoughts of ‘cutting’, but that’s only a small portion of it. When you...

Drinking is an emotional thing. It joggles you out of the standardism of everyday life, out of everything being the same. It yanks you out of your body and your mind and throws you against...

One more drink and I’d have been under the host.

I don’t like ice in my whiskey. I like bullets. Why? Because for every ice cube I don’t use, an Eskimo gets to keep one square inch of his igloo. So I’m saving twice the...

Structural linguistics is a bitterly divided and unhappy profession, and a large number of its practitioners spend many nights drowning their sorrows in Ouisghian Zodahs.

I like grape juice. Fermented grape juice—wine. It’s the drink of choice for champions. I know because I asked a bunch of winners.

Love is something to be treated with awe. Or should it be aww? People don’t know my capacity for love. If you tried to bottle it up, I’m sure it would take at least three...

I went out and had a drink. I needed to talk to someone, and solitary drinkers are lucky in this regard— they always have someone to talk to.

A can’t in a can—it’s carbonated failure that’s ready to drink. It tastes like the back half of love.

It’s solitary drinking that makes drunkards.

It was my Uncle George who discovered alcohol was a food well in advance of modern medical thought.

If I show up on your doorstep don’t worry I’m just there to party.

I can’t die until the government finds a safe place to bury my liver

Don’t drink too much.””When I can spell out your name in shot glasses, I’ll stop.””I’ll have to get a shorter name.””I’ll have to forget how to spell it.

… drink levels all mankind. It is the ultimate democrat