My I love you was a measured response, like one gallon of coffee in one cup of sugar. It was just overflowing with an awakening of my soul.

I am the Today Monster, and I’m hungry for yesterday. And I’m thirsty for coffee, which is like drinking tomorrow.

Denn eine Sache ist, daß der Kaffee gut ist, eine andere, daß man sich das nicht ohne weiteres als selbstverständlich anmerken lassen darf.

I had a dream about you. Your skin was sandpaper and your armpits were hollow, filled with dark chocolate and prunes. You offered me coffee and when I said no you handed me black coffee...

[Given this, it’s not surprising that Volume II seems at times to be equal parts coffee-table book and environmental soap box.] I’m a lucky person, … You own your own publishing company, you get to...

Stencil had called from a Hungarian coffee shop on York Avenue known as Hungarian Coffee Shop

We live in different times. I would not have described London as a city of gun-toters but that was when Londoners still said sorry when you knock them over and called cappuccinos fluffy coffees &...

Chris, soap people are likeus-they seldom go outdoors. And when they do, we only hear about it,never see it. They loll about in living rooms, bedrooms, sit in thekitchens and sip coffee or stand up...

It’s over,” Keelie said.Too bad. But I want you to know, I will always love you.”She narrowed her eyes and said, “When you look at me and say that, are you thinking of Dolly Parton...

[? Put the coffee on now; Kansas State kicks off Saturday at 9:30 a.m. CDT at Marshall. The response on the early hour from coach Bill Snyder was typical of a man who reportedly gets...

Mr. Pot drank ten pots of coffee, even though I only made eight. That’s a savings of 20%!

Give me coffee or give me death. Or if not death, at least let me sleep a little bit longer.

Police work wouldn’t be possible without coffee,” Wallander said.”No work would be possible without coffee.”They pondered the importance of coffee in silence.

If I were handicapped, I’d travel by horse. Well, that’s assuming my wheelchair would be stable on the horse’s back. I’d be a coffee addict and porn historian.

I need either a small coffee or a large nap.

I invented scissors with wheels, so I could cut to the chase. Next time we make love it will be the first time, and I’ll bring a sock soaked in coffee.

Thanks, man, I appreciate you noticing me.” I was upset when he didn’t offer to buy me coffee.

The best thing about being a writer is that ‘work’ is always something you love, plus usually accompanied by tea, coffee and cakes of some sort.

I make love like I make coffee. Tuesdays and Thursdays I offer free refills.

Your fork is my shovel. I eat real estate and I drink coffee.

I have walked into the palaces of kings and queens and into the houses of presidents. And much more. But I could not walk into a hotel in America and get a cup of coffee,...

I’d rather take coffee than compliments just now.

If they couldn’t make good on some coffee contracts, prices might go up.

I don’t drink coffee I take tea my dearI like my toast done on one side …”(Englishman in New York)

Coffee and chocolate are certainly wonderful, but they must forever carry tea’s silken train, ever the bridesmaids and never the bride.

What doesn’t KILL me makes me stronger… Except for the extinction of COFFEE… that might kill me.

Then everyone would retreat for a nap, after which we would have coffee and cake, sometimes an argument.

The perfectly measured burr of a dispassionate detective had suddenly changed into the explosive boom of a take-no-shit street cop.Suffice it to say, I froze.

Tall venti in a grande cup.” That’s basically me asking for a small large in a medium cup.

No coffee. This is a terrible, terrible planet.

A guitar is not a baseball bat, despite me being known as the Babe Ruth of music. And if some have called me the Beethoven of coffee, I haven’t heard it because I’m deaf to...

Her name was Rebecca. Or at least that’s what her nametag said. She was making my coffee at Starbucks as I admired how her green Starbucks apron matched her bright green eyes. She had hair...

A car is a couch with wheels. My windshield wipers don’t work, so I’ve decided to stop watering my living room carpet. Honk if you want coffee, and I’ll pour you an umbrellaful.

Her name was Ashley, but I called her Ash, because she looked like the burnt remains of a cigarette. But she smelled like coffee, and I thirsted for her affection.

I like coffee tables. I’m into drinkable furniture.

I’d kill every politician with a spoon, if I thought they had coffee for brains. But they’re simply not that intelligent, and I wish the people would wake up to that fact.

Coffee has a way of waking my soul, much like drinking liquid heaven would.

We drank coffee like two lovers, despite the fact that we were strangers separated by a window and about two hundred feet. Thank God for binoculars.

I need coffee to deal with this, and I’m not getting decaf. (From Offline)

A morning coffee is my favorite way of starting the day, settling the nerves so that they don’t later fray.

Some of the world’s most effective thoughts happen over a brew of morning’s coffee

Never. Touch. My. Coffee.”, my voice sounded colder than meant.

some poems frothand foam and rise…out of my morning cup ofmist-sweetened coffee.

Coffeehouses were centers of self-education, literary and philosophical speculation, commercial innovation, and, in some cases, political fermentation. But above all they were clearinghouses for news and gossip, linked by the circulation of customers, publications, and...

New Rule: Gun-control people have to stop pressuring Starbucks to ban guns. I want my gun nuts overcaffeinated, twitchy, and accident-prone. That way, the problem will take care of itself. Plus, if just one gun...

I don’t even drink coffee.

The Book of Life, I’m still writing it—both literally and literarily. So far I’ve written the Table of Contents. Right now it’s more of a coffee table.

I like instant gratification. It’s like instant coffee, only it won’t keep you up all night.

Many people claim coffee inspires them, but, as everybody knows, coffee only makes boring people even more boring.

We rode on the horse like we were in love and drunk on coffee. But that’s silly, because we weren’t drunk and in love. We were just drunk, and not from the coffee either.