Denial, anger, bargaining, depression, COFFEE and acceptance…The SIX stages of waking up!!

With enough coffee anything is possible

I need COFFEE to help me change the things I can… and WINE to help me accept the things I can’t!

COFFEE! Because this body is NOT going to wake itself up!

Asking me to do ANYTHING before I’ve had my first cup of coffee should be an episode on 1000 Ways to DIE.

BEANS”, smash them and add hot water, it will be AWESOME!

What doesn’t KILL me makes me stronger… Except for the extinction of COFFEE… that might kill me.