I need COFFEE to help me change the things I can… and WINE to help me accept the things I can’t!

COFFEE! Because this body is NOT going to wake itself up!

getting lucky” means drinking an entire cup of COFFEE while it’s still HOT!

Asking me to do ANYTHING before I’ve had my first cup of coffee should be an episode on 1000 Ways to DIE.

What doesn’t KILL me makes me stronger… Except for the extinction of COFFEE… that might kill me.

Denial, anger, bargaining, depression, COFFEE and acceptance…The SIX stages of waking up!!