Coffee is a lot like people. In many ways, it’s deceiving. The sweetness that you smell as it brews is more often than not a fallacy. The scent of a dark roasted coffee bean promises...

You’ll walk in and you’ll see an atrium, a two-story atrium, … You’ll have piano bars, coffee bars, lounges.

Good coffee is a benefit, but great coffee is a reward, and the difference between good and great is just pennies a day.

Put the coffee on, bubbles, I’m coming home

We do still have coffee, though. That’s one positive.

The Arabs understandably did everything they could to protect their monopoly. Coffee beans were treated before being shipped to ensure they were sterile and could not be used to seed new coffee plants; foreigners were...

Epitaph.Not next year, not the next one, Not the year after that. But agesFrom here,Clad in love stained sleeping bags,Dying with feet wrapped in endlessShirts and pillow cases,Crumbling with 99 flakes clutched Between thumb and...

The joke was that President Bush only declared war when Starbucks was hit. You can mess with the U.N. all you want, but when you start interfering with the right to get caffeinated, someone has...

After a geological epoch passed in which single-celled organisms evolved into talk show hosts, Mr. Coffee was still holding out on me.

We made love, we drank coffee, and then we went our separate ways. I went west, and she went to hell. Or at least I hope she did.

This coffee falls into your stomach, and straightway there is a general commotion. Ideas begin to move like the battalions of the Grand Army of the battlefield, and the battle takes place. Things remembered arrive...

I could either buy one missile, or 88,000 cups of coffee. Both would wake me up, but the coffee would also wake up North Korea. I’ll go with the coffee.

One cup of coffee is all it takes to conquer the world.

I drink coffee like I urinate—alone, or in large groups. Sometimes I wish I knew the secret handshake.

I had a dream about you. I was drinking a cup of coffee, and you were a cup of coffee in the process of taking over a man. I thought I was consuming you, but...

My I love you was a measured response, like one gallon of coffee in one cup of sugar. It was just overflowing with an awakening of my soul.

I am the Today Monster, and I’m hungry for yesterday. And I’m thirsty for coffee, which is like drinking tomorrow.

Denn eine Sache ist, daß der Kaffee gut ist, eine andere, daß man sich das nicht ohne weiteres als selbstverständlich anmerken lassen darf.

I had a dream about you. Your skin was sandpaper and your armpits were hollow, filled with dark chocolate and prunes. You offered me coffee and when I said no you handed me black coffee...

[Given this, it’s not surprising that Volume II seems at times to be equal parts coffee-table book and environmental soap box.] I’m a lucky person, … You own your own publishing company, you get to...

Stencil had called from a Hungarian coffee shop on York Avenue known as Hungarian Coffee Shop

We live in different times. I would not have described London as a city of gun-toters but that was when Londoners still said sorry when you knock them over and called cappuccinos fluffy coffees &...

Chris, soap people are likeus-they seldom go outdoors. And when they do, we only hear about it,never see it. They loll about in living rooms, bedrooms, sit in thekitchens and sip coffee or stand up...

It’s over,” Keelie said.Too bad. But I want you to know, I will always love you.”She narrowed her eyes and said, “When you look at me and say that, are you thinking of Dolly Parton...

[? Put the coffee on now; Kansas State kicks off Saturday at 9:30 a.m. CDT at Marshall. The response on the early hour from coach Bill Snyder was typical of a man who reportedly gets...

Mr. Pot drank ten pots of coffee, even though I only made eight. That’s a savings of 20%!

Give me coffee or give me death. Or if not death, at least let me sleep a little bit longer.

Police work wouldn’t be possible without coffee,” Wallander said.”No work would be possible without coffee.”They pondered the importance of coffee in silence.

If I were handicapped, I’d travel by horse. Well, that’s assuming my wheelchair would be stable on the horse’s back. I’d be a coffee addict and porn historian.

I need either a small coffee or a large nap.

I invented scissors with wheels, so I could cut to the chase. Next time we make love it will be the first time, and I’ll bring a sock soaked in coffee.

Thanks, man, I appreciate you noticing me.” I was upset when he didn’t offer to buy me coffee.

The best thing about being a writer is that ‘work’ is always something you love, plus usually accompanied by tea, coffee and cakes of some sort.

I make love like I make coffee. Tuesdays and Thursdays I offer free refills.

Your fork is my shovel. I eat real estate and I drink coffee.

I have walked into the palaces of kings and queens and into the houses of presidents. And much more. But I could not walk into a hotel in America and get a cup of coffee,...

I’d rather take coffee than compliments just now.

If they couldn’t make good on some coffee contracts, prices might go up.

I don’t drink coffee I take tea my dearI like my toast done on one side …”(Englishman in New York)

Coffee and chocolate are certainly wonderful, but they must forever carry tea’s silken train, ever the bridesmaids and never the bride.

What doesn’t KILL me makes me stronger… Except for the extinction of COFFEE… that might kill me.

Then everyone would retreat for a nap, after which we would have coffee and cake, sometimes an argument.

The perfectly measured burr of a dispassionate detective had suddenly changed into the explosive boom of a take-no-shit street cop.Suffice it to say, I froze.

Tall venti in a grande cup.” That’s basically me asking for a small large in a medium cup.

No coffee. This is a terrible, terrible planet.

A guitar is not a baseball bat, despite me being known as the Babe Ruth of music. And if some have called me the Beethoven of coffee, I haven’t heard it because I’m deaf to...

Her name was Rebecca. Or at least that’s what her nametag said. She was making my coffee at Starbucks as I admired how her green Starbucks apron matched her bright green eyes. She had hair...

A car is a couch with wheels. My windshield wipers don’t work, so I’ve decided to stop watering my living room carpet. Honk if you want coffee, and I’ll pour you an umbrellaful.

Her name was Ashley, but I called her Ash, because she looked like the burnt remains of a cigarette. But she smelled like coffee, and I thirsted for her affection.

I like coffee tables. I’m into drinkable furniture.