I drink coffee like I make love, only I’m more awake with the coffee.

I drink coffee the way other men put on their pants—only after they’ve paid the hooker.

I don’t drink coffee. Sorry, I don’t mean to burden you with my personal problems.

His clothes were clean, but his mustache was dirty. He must have used it as a brush to scrub his pants. I’ll bet his coffee tastes like freedom.

My hands fell asleep, so I washed them with hot coffee. Then I had donuts for breakfast, by way of spinning circles in my car and burning rubber in the parking garage of my office...

But Shakespeare never drank coffee. Nor did Julius Caesar, or Socrates. Alexander the Great conquered half the world without even a café latte to perk him up. The pyramids were designed and constructed without a...

I never said I liked coffee better than sex. I said I’d had it more.

I stopped for coffee and there was a guy under the bridge. He had no coat and was cold. I offered him a coffee but he said he just needed to get warm so I...

Amigo mío, dado el abismo que separa todas tus experiencias de todas las mías, lo más cerca que te puedo situar de ese sabor tan único es decirte que los libros, así, por término medio,...

Our country is a place where hope can be born and great companies, organizations and non-profits can spring up from an idea birthed on the back of a coffee-shop napkin.

Whoever had opened that first Starbucks in Seattle should be shot.

Coffee is a girl who never tells a boy no.

The secret to great coffee is having it fresh. We roast it fresh on site.

Coffee is a lot more than just a drink; it’s something happening. Not as in hip, but like an event, a place to be, but not like a location, but like somewhere within yourself. It...

I’m grateful for what you’ve done—and I’m ungrateful for what you haven’t done. A cup half full of coffee is also half full of sleep.

A well-conceived product excels at what it does. It’s close to being functionally flawless – like a Ziploc bag, a radio from Tivoli Audio, a Philips Sonicare toothbrush, a Nespresso coffee maker or Google’s home...

He had sky eyes and sun hair and all the women loved him. And all I had was an empty coffee cup, full of sleepy hope.

A bathroom that doubles as an elevator would be a great place to open a coffee shop—but only if it’s a Starbucks.

Coffee is the only brown liquid I’d drink out of a toilet. Well, almost the only one, as I’d drink number two for the number one in my life.

I am the coffee Randolph in your zebra escapade. Drink of me as you would any other time you swallow caffeinated saliva.

With full mugs and expectant hearts-Acknowledge His presence.Listen.Give Him your day, each day.Every day.

I love coffee like I love making love. It’s like liquid sex, except you don’t want to spill it all over your crotch.

I don’t eat breakfast, but I do drink it. Coffee, it’s the most important meal of the day.

Sure some medical experts say coffee could be a health hazard, but they obviously never built a web site before!

I decide to turn to my old faithful solution to all that is wrong in life. Coffee.

Water is the most essential element in life, because without it you can’t make coffee.

Katherine screwed her nose up at the taste of the instant coffee.Grace laughed. “Trust me. You love this stuff. You can’t start your day without it.””Well that is just depressing,” Katherine murmured, chasing a pea...

trying to survive a week without coffee.

Denial, anger, bargaining, depression, COFFEE and acceptance…The SIX stages of waking up!!

I’m the only one in Tulsa, Oklahoma, that has Final Draft on my computer. Then you show up and go to any coffee shop in L.A., and there are a hundred people your age with...

We’ve only been sitting here forty minutes. I’m never at the morning table less than an hour and a half. I do some of my finest plotting over breakfast coffee and raisin brioche.

The relationship between a perfect cup of coffee and a writer is just like the couple who always standby and feel proud of being committed to each other.

12 million Gertrudes agree—their name isn’t Gertrude. I know, because I asked them out to coffee, and only one responded. She said yes to coffee—and no to me.

I drink coffee like steam is the ghost of dead water. Ever tried inhaling the afterlife?

I added five shots to my coffee, because that’s all the bullets my magazine can hold.

A swimming pool full of coffee would be great to jump in first thing in the morning. After all, people often call me the Molly Brown of the Brown-water Bathtub. Also, I hate ice in...

His last name is either Groves or Graves or whatever the hell I wrote, trees or cemetery. We drank coffee like two people who should have been three.

I’m listening.

Buy the town, and rent the politician. Politicians are refillable, like empty cups of coffee.

If you’re ever in a ghost town, it’s only appropriate to visit the cemetery. Also, ever thought that coffee’s steam is the rising soul of your dead sleep?

Coffee is for lovers. So if you don’t drink coffee, you must be asexual, and I’d love to study your mating ritual.

Till such time that there are strong men in this world, a woman would prefer strong coffee!

The morning cup of coffee has an exhilaration about it which the cheering influence of the afternoon or evening cup of tea cannot be expected to reproduce.

I love being domestic: making coffee, just putting on a record, and just sitting, not doing anything. It’s so great.

I am not addicted to coffee, it find it’s way every morning.

I envythe cup of coffeethat getsto kissyour sleepy lipsawakeevery cold andbitter morning.

Descendants of de Clieu’s original plant were also proliferating in the region, in Haiti, Cuba, Costa Rica, and Venezuela. Ultimately, Brazil became the world’s dominant coffee supplier, leaving Arabia far behind.

That’s what I do: I make coffee and occasionally succumb to suicidal nihilism. But you shouldn’t worry — poetry is still first. Cigarettes and alcohol follow

Hello lover.

Flower coffee—less caffeinated, more romantic. I wanted to be with her, but when I was, I felt like I’d rather wither.