The only people who don’t need elevator pitches are elevator salesmen. I once tried to sell an elevator to a man who owned a one-story building. He didn’t buy from me, but he did sell...

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the up button.

No need to get sexual with me.” I’m a bring my own elevator kind of lover anyway.

After a long day of screaming at the trees, I smell like a skyscraper. Would you care to ride on my elevator shaft?

Why take the stairs when someone else can take them for you? Love is like a flight of stairs—somebody’s going to take them, so I may as well be unselfish and take the elevator.

A bathroom that doubles as an elevator would be a great place to open a coffee shop—but only if it’s a Starbucks.

A sofa on an elevator would be like a slow roller coaster where you get to work on your small talk skills. Oh yes, I am an adrenaline junky.

I had a dream about you. My office was a closet, and your office was a huge fur factory. I wanted a raise, and you got the elevator.

“Jace?” “Yeah?” “How did you know I had Shadowhunter blood? Was there some way you could tell?” The elevator arrived with a final groan. Jace unlatched the gate and slid it open. The inside reminded...

I had a dream about you. You’d never been in an elevator before, and I’d never been in love. I said I could help you, and you said you could help me. I got excited...

No elevator of progress with wells of prejudices. (Pas d’ascenseur de progrès – Avec puits de préjugés.)

If I get on the elevator on the ground floor, the building has no basement, and someone says, Going up? I like to give them that blank road kill dead in the eyes look.

I am an elevator in a one-story building. I am ascending. But my love for you is still on the ground floor, waiting for you to push the button.

Too bad the buttons on my shirt don’t operate the elevator at work. If they did, maybe I wouldn’t have taken off my pants and taken the stairs.

Her hair was red, like a flame. And my penis was long, like a commercial break. Hey, hold the elevator!

Some of the higher-ups in the organization don’t know anything about the company—including which floor they are on (the top one). It makes me angry enough to go out and start my own elevator repair...