Worry is to human beings … what a condom is to a man with erectile dysfunction.

You think I can’t get it up anymore, maybe? Lemme tell you, you eat enough garlic and it stands up every time.

Dora brought it. Ah, that’s better. That at least doesn’t fail.

Don’t worry about being nervous. A lot of vampires have trouble with this from time to time. It happens to everyone.””If I was a forty-year-old man suffering from erectile dysfunction, that would be a great...