When it rains it pours and when it shines you get melanoma.
Fine, frag you all, I’m dark juju, bad luck, and you’re all doomed.
When ill luck begins, it does not come in sprinkles, but in showers.
Give me another Chance Then, You will Get Less than I Gain…
Only very few people can remain unruffled by trouble.
I’m as lucky as a bed of oysters on cioppino night.