He who is ready to die for his country is a fool. For he didn’t choose where he was born; and where he was born didn’t choose him.

Education inspires the educated to think for themselves. Schooled programs the schooled to work for others.

Thanks to the internet, you can provoke thoughts of those in mansions, from the uncomfortableness of your shack.

Reading leads to knowing more. Knowing more leads to arrogance. Reading further leads to humbleness.

To change the world, one has to ignore its residents.

98% of the things said by a drunk man are true; 98% of those said by a horny man aren’t.

In fiction: we find the predictable boring. In real life: we find the unpredictable terrifying.

Capitalism has turned human beings into commodities. To the owner of a restaurant: the cook and a bag of potatoes are equally important.

Faeces by any other name would smell as gross

The more civilized people are, the more honorable working hard is to them. As a result, the more civilized we get, the less we live.

A blank cheque kills creativity.

When ready to settle down: women are more interested in where the man is going; men are more interested in where the woman has been.

To fail, try to please your critics. To please your critics, try to fail.

To be enslaved then, you needed to be ignorant. To be enslaved today, you need to be knowledgeable.

Marriage is the commodification of affection, copulation, and, reproduction.

Public opinion is to an unconventional idea … what abortion is to sperm.

A paparazzi is merely an extremely nosy nobody with a camera—and bills to pay.

I do not qualify to be a model. I lack the necessary obedience.

You know you are capitalism’s ideal puppet (and that education betrayed you) when winning the lottery is your only chance to realizing financial freedom.

Once employed, the employed’s friends are reduced to creatures that he only sees when he has a new problem, or, something new to show off.

Pain, unless it is physical, was sold to you (by your culture).

The media made the masses to find not-so-skinny women appear not-so-beautiful … in the eyes of the remote holder.

A civilized woman’s demands: A man who will (1) make her come … sometimes; but (2) pay the bills … at all times.

To halve the number of times that other people hurt you: halve the number of expectations that you have from other people.

A ‘white’ kid that asks too many questions is called *curious.* A ‘black’ kid that asks too many questions is called *forward.*

Life enslaves the poor by giving them problems that money can resolve, or, dissolve

All civilized wo/men are prostitutes: Some sell what’s between their legs; the rest sell what’s between their ears.

When the going gets tough: the poor close their eyes, the rich open their wallets.

An ‘Employee of the Month’ is a titled given to someone who best helped someone else actualize their dream—in that particular month.

Being a philosopher requires a lot of thinking and no action. Being a model requires a lot of action and no thinking.

Science gave us forensics. Law gave us crime.

Love songs are nothing without exaggeration.

Don’t obsess over having the ‘latest’ version of a product. For there was a time that the previous version was the latest.

If we really exist merely to fulfill God’s plan: then life is a television drama; with God being the scriptwriter, the director, and, the audience.

Feminists who accept the claim made in The Book of Genesis, and, that God is a he, need to make their minds up.

Generally, people need less than a quarter of what they want.

We seldom look like the way we look like when people we like are looking.

Back then: to be regarded as well-known, one had to be great. Today: to be regarded as great, one has to be well-known.

Free is he who is reputable for not being fearful of losing his reputation.

88% of women love making their first love making incident with a man seem like an accident.

Your friends love you for who you are. Your family loves you for what you are.

A rumor is usually a lie that the media can legally profit from.

Rich men use most of their money to get richer. Poor men use most of their money to look richer.

The garden is an unemployed township-based man’s cubicle.

For good health, watch what you eat. For a good head, watch what you watch.

In a society where women are truly equal to men, a kid bred by a theist mother and an atheist father is born an agnostic. In a patriarchal society, the kid is automatically an atheist.

For an entrepreneur: wealth invites fame. For a celebrity: fame invites wealth.

Once a woman goes over 25, she prioritizes ‘financial security’ in a potential lover. Love and good looks are just a bonus.

A face-lift is a woman’s attempt to lower the odds of the next person accurately guessing her age.

Life punishes those who have things in abundance by making them worry about petty things like: what to wear, or, which car to drive.