What to wear: An employee chooses. How to dress: His employer chose.

To become richer, earn more. To appear richer, move into a poorer neighborhood.

A relativist is an individual who doesn’t know the difference between an adjective and an adverb.

Changes is the mother of time. Absence of changes makes no time.

Even when the truth is in fact simple, simplicity is still relative.

You knows dat in New Orleans is not morning ’til dee sun come up.

A non-religious person when awaken would make others sleep. Therefore his sleeping is good. A religious person when awaken will awaken others. Therefore his awakening is good.

A mathematician tells you that the wall of warped space prevents the Moon from flying out of its orbit yet can’t tell you why an astronaut can go back and forth across that same space.

Time felt slower when we do nothing but wait.

Einstein has a feeling for the central order of things. He can detect it in the simplicity of natural laws. We may take it that he felt this simplicity very strongly and directly during his...

A non-religious prison when awaken would make others sleep. Therefore his sleeping is good. A religious person when awaken will awaken others. Therefore his awakening is good.

I am positive that in the vast majority of cases we are hammering nails with microscopes.

If you like it, you’ll find a way to justify it.But if you don’t , you’ll find ways to falsify it.

Morality—like velocity—is relative. The determination of it depends on what the objects around you are doing. All one can do is measure one’s position in relation to them; never can one measure one’s velocity or...

Truth is a relationship. As such, each one of us receives the truth and expresses it from within, that is to say, according to one’s own circumstances, culture, and situation in life.

The source of all light is in the eye.

Our perception of space-time can be thought of in terms of event coordinates relative to our current state of consciousness.

Whenever i’m stung by an ant for no reason, i compare our sizes then i understand why

There is no Jesus without Judas, no Martin Luther King, Jr., without the Klan; no Ali without Joe Frazier; no freedom without tyranny. No wisdom exists that does not include perspective. Relativity is the greatest...

What you call life is but a dream, and reality is relative.

In the search for truth,what you believe matters lessthan how you believe.

A VIP area is nothing without not-so-important people.

Einstein, twenty-six years old, only three years away from crude privation, still a patent examiner, published in the Annalen der Physik in 1905 five papers on entirely different subjects. Three of them were among the...

Golden lads and girls all must, like chimmney-sweepers, come to dust.

All space is relative. There is no such thing as size. The telescope and the microscope have produced a deadly leveling of great and small, far and near. The only little thing is sin, the...

To gain height, lose all your tall friends.

Time is only linear for engineers and referees.

The moment seemed endless, but it was probably only half that.

Why is it so difficult for us to think in relative terms? Well, for the good reason that human nature loves absoluteness, and erroneously considers it as a state of higher knowledge.

Some people aren’t really light-teethed; they’re merely dark-skinned.

When you look at another person, see them as an extension of your thought or feeling. What you two thought or felt THEN, magnetically connected you two NOW.

Never look directly at the sun. Instead, look at the sunflower.

Is numerical equality (forced by the use of specific physical units) the same as conceptual equality? Of course NOT!

The young specialist in English Lit, having quoted me, went on to lecture me severely on the fact that in every century people have thought they understood the Universe at last, and in every century...

The total number of people who understand relativistic time, even after eighty years since the advent of special relativity, is still much smaller than the number of people who believe in horoscopes.

Mirrors should think longer before they reflect.

Matter tells space how to curve, space tells matter how to move.

Wealth is relative. Some people aren’t really rich; they just have poor neighbors.

Have you ever heard of the theory of relativity?”Artemis blinked. “Is this a joke? I have traveled through time, Doctor. I think I know a little something about relativity.

There is no such thing as magic, supernatural, miracle; only something that’s still beyond logic of the observer.

When two things occur successively we call them cause and effect if we believe one event made the other one happen. If we think one event is the response to the other, we call it...

Asked in 1919 whether it was true that only three people in the world understood the theory of general relativity, [Eddington] allegedly replied: ‘Who’s the third?

To lose weight, spend time at the gym. To appear like you’ve lost weight, spend time with people who are bigger than you.

Success is a relative thing―and the victory of a boy at marbles is equal to the victory of an Octavius at Actium when measured by the scale of cosmic infinity.

Smartass Disciple: If you are really a master, then make me see miracles!Master of Stupidity: Go to sleep and dream, then wake up thirty years later!

Let’s fly away and live forever