Goodreads.com is actually about fiction not dreading goo. But I have a profile there, anyway…

If I had one wish, it would be for self-drying pants. Wait — no! Unlimited wishes! How do I return these stupid pants?!

The thinnest tendrils of dawn are creeping in from the east. People in New York are softly starting to tweet.

I like the way you secretly send me a direct message when we’re in the middle of a conversation.

Since Modi’s Mumbai sign-off, much commentary has been focused on the brand-dilution potential inherent in its scandals. MS Dhoni doesn’t think we should worry: ‘IPL as a brand can survive on its own.’ Shilpa Shetty,...

I’d like to vote for the candidate similar to the one the Right absurdly claims Obama is.

Tip to all British tabloids: Do Not Hack Amy Winehouse’s Phone. I repeat: Do Not Hack Amy Winehouse’s Phone.

Facebook is that successful guy you’re supposed to want to date, but you can’t keep your mind off the beautiful freak in the corner. Twitter is my freak.

Stop worshiping the bad in boys and start recognizing the good in men

When Loughner himself speaks and we find out his real influences are Spiderman, ‘Gnome Chomsky,’ Taylor Swift, and Dr. Bronner, then what?

Guantánamo Bay’s motto: ‘Safe, humane, legal, transparent detention.’ Four adjectives describing one sick joke.

Brands that will survive and thrive from now on are those with C-level executives that understand the incredible opportunity new media offers them and commit to excellence in managing their social media presence.

I have been told the best things in life are free ~ I found them very expensive.

Begini rasanya harihari di linimasa. Wajahmu; 140 huruf yang terus menguntitku tanpa jarak hingga senja lesap dalam kita

I’ve never done Twitter.

Fred wasn’t convinced, telling Charlie that such a service would never work and that other companies that had tried to make Twitter-like products had all failed.

On twitter, you may have a zero follower; but in real life, this is not possible because everyone has a shadow!

Social media is not just a spoke on the wheel of marketing. It’s becoming the way entire bicycles are built.

We are the generation of Social Media, Our biggest Revolution is a Tweet of 141 Characters.

If somebody asks if you tweeted your penis and your answer is anything other than “No,” you tweeted your penis.

It’s good netiquette to share facts with updates. Who, what when and where.

I had a dream about you. We were trying to come up with a hashtag to market our relationship. I suggested #fourlipsonekiss and #twomouthsonevoice, but you went with something confusing like #idontloveyou and #wearenotinarelationship.

Cuando una persona se configura para expresarse en 140 caracteres, cuando se habitúa al dicterio o al insulto, pierde capacidad para la argumentación, que es la médula del pensamiento.

Twitter provides us with a wonderful platform to discuss/confront societal problems. We trend Justin Bieber instead.

I love reading things on twitter its all well within my attention span of 140 characters.

Who would have thought that a means of communication limited to 140 characters would ever create misunderstanding.

The new contract between writers and readers is one I’m prepared to sign up to. I’ve met some fascinating people at events and online. Down with the isolation of writers I say! And long live...

Reading off a page is like looking down at a landscape from a balloon – your eye “sees” the story as well as reads it, its layout, its paragraphs and structure, and “remembers” what it...

Tea is the magic key to the vault where my brain is kept.

A number I’d love to know: the % of those now saying ‘we have to vote Obama to stop an attack on Iran’ who will support one if Obama does it.

Not reassuring when weathermen say ‘Today will be terrible but don’t worry it won’t be as terrible as tomorrow or Friday.

Will eventually grow up and get a real job. Until then, will keep making things up and writing them down.

Intercourse is one thing, Intimacy is everything. Be encouraged

Memo to extreme partisans: If you can’t bring yourselves to love your enemies, can you at least learn to hate your friends?

Stupid quotes are only Twitters in disguise.

The potential for Twitter is spectacular and great.

Thought for the day: Twitter…140 character limit…must be a great tool for fortune cookie writers…

Love is so stressful. I just want to wear a toga and be a shepherd. If I looked more like Jesus, I’ll bet I’d get more followers on Twitter.

I’ve created a monster, haven’t I?” said Merlin, staring at the animated figure incredulously.”I think that, technically, I was already a monster,” the dragon replied. “Now I am a monster with social networking skills. Or...

When Taylor had called Mark to explain the situation, Facebook’s CEO had given clear instructions to shut Twitter down the second it tried to launch.

It is rude to tweet while having sex. However, it is not rude to have sex while tweeting.

Jarod Kintz gets so many retweets, he’s like Katniss Everdeen with tourettes in a forest full of Mockingjays.

If contemporary literary fiction doesn’t read a bit like science fiction then it’s probably not all that contemporary, is it

OMG! I DESIGNED THIS NEW SOCIAL MEDIA PLATFORM! IT’S CALLED “POETRY” – YOU HAVE TO READ AMY KING’S POEMS TO GET AN INVITE ~

I can’t control who follows me, but I can control who I follow.[Social Media]

I had a dream about you. You started following me on Twitter, and then you started following me around town. I wouldn’t mind so much of you would start throwing your hashtags away, rather than...

Ever hear a song you love so much you wanna break sh*t?

People who have so much of their personality invested in the Internet can’t really survive as whole individuals without it.

All you need is coffee, some cigarettes, and a Twitter account and your writing career begins! How far you go is determined by the followers you call friends.

After obsessively Googling symptoms for four hours, I discovered ‘obsessively Googling symptoms’ is a symptom of hypochondria.