The potential for Twitter is spectacular and great.

Thought for the day: Twitter…140 character limit…must be a great tool for fortune cookie writers…

Love is so stressful. I just want to wear a toga and be a shepherd. If I looked more like Jesus, I’ll bet I’d get more followers on Twitter.

I’ve created a monster, haven’t I?” said Merlin, staring at the animated figure incredulously.”I think that, technically, I was already a monster,” the dragon replied. “Now I am a monster with social networking skills. Or...

When Taylor had called Mark to explain the situation, Facebook’s CEO had given clear instructions to shut Twitter down the second it tried to launch.

It is rude to tweet while having sex. However, it is not rude to have sex while tweeting.

Jarod Kintz gets so many retweets, he’s like Katniss Everdeen with tourettes in a forest full of Mockingjays.

If contemporary literary fiction doesn’t read a bit like science fiction then it’s probably not all that contemporary, is it

OMG! I DESIGNED THIS NEW SOCIAL MEDIA PLATFORM! IT’S CALLED “POETRY” – YOU HAVE TO READ AMY KING’S POEMS TO GET AN INVITE ~

I can’t control who follows me, but I can control who I follow.[Social Media]

I had a dream about you. You started following me on Twitter, and then you started following me around town. I wouldn’t mind so much of you would start throwing your hashtags away, rather than...

Ever hear a song you love so much you wanna break sh*t?

People who have so much of their personality invested in the Internet can’t really survive as whole individuals without it.

All you need is coffee, some cigarettes, and a Twitter account and your writing career begins! How far you go is determined by the followers you call friends.

After obsessively Googling symptoms for four hours, I discovered ‘obsessively Googling symptoms’ is a symptom of hypochondria.

On Twitter, people who had read my book followed me and I could see what else they were reading, why they’d liked what I’d written and by the by, more about them than I’d ever...

Transparency means to dedicate our thoughts and efforts to non privacy rules and not to defend negative intelligence ideas or surveillance programs.

I can’t tell you the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everyone.

They’re called ‘facts’, and my role is to amplify those, not cheerlead. And I don’t care at all what you think of my motives.

Tom Friedman says China is so awesome they make kosher pigs.

All bookshelves are magical.

One of the smartest things one can do in life sometimes…is play stupid. Be encouraged

Given Loughner’s obsession with meaninglessness and language, maybe Foucault & Derrida deserve some fault here, too.

Twitter proved without a shadow of a doubt it is much more than a social network, but a user-defined infrastructure that can be harnessed to change lives and expectations, to share and enhance unique experiences...

I have come to realise that the most critical of the social media accounts are the least verbal in real life and I can assure you that most social media trolls have no physical troll...

Tempted to type meaningless twaddle all the time on Twitter…with alliteration, no less!

Embrace the social media and utilize it wisely to promote your brand. When you optimize the social media, you may go offline, but your brand will never go off-track.

They’re called sock puppets. We create armies of artificial online personas – user accounts that espouse views certain interested parties want espoused. We flood forums, online comment sections, social media. … It’s amazing what a...

This could be addictive.

If by some bizarre chance there turns out to be a god […], I’m willing to bet he’s an atheist too.

Bienvenidos a mi barco pirata. Vamos rumbo a Venecia, a cazar vampiros.

Here in Britain, of course, it’s Thank Fuck We Got Those Weird Jesus Bastards On The Boat Day

A tweet a day keeps writer’s block away.

Lifting lives, 140 characters at a time.

I think, like, Twitter is somewhat difficult sometimes, and it can be kind of negative.

Facebook WANTS you to be an a-hole. And if you’re not already, they will show you how.

It’s not about adding diversity for the sake of diversity, it’s about subtracting homogeneity for the sake of realism.

Somewhere in a galaxy far, far away there’s a person with more Twitter followers than you.

NC passed law against global warming science, therefore it’s not happening. So I’m ignoring Twitter’s 140-character limit, so it’s not happ

Except without all the productivity.

I have learned from Twitter that you get that instant feedback about what people think about what you did.

Roxster, my photo is of an egg.

When journalists are ‘accused’ of being ‘advocates’, that means: challenging and deviating from DC orthodoxies.

I don’t think twice about picking up my dog’s poop, but if another dog’s poop is next to it, I think, ‘Eww, dog poop!

It’s when the ‘international community’ expresses ‘concern’ about your ‘situation’ that your situation is well and truly fucked.

Just because you start attempting to do right, doesn’t mean people will let you forget about what you’ve done wrong…Be encouraged

To one’s enemies: “I hate myself more than you ever could.

#Twitter: proudly promoting ghastly grammar and silly misspelling since 2006.

Twitter—up to the minute minute details.

When I first came out there was no such thing as Twitter or Facebook. And the blogs! Like, what is that?