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favorite” and thus had me at the first entirely inappropriate tweet flung my way.

—Jennifer Harrison

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Thou shalt not use the 140 characters limit as an excuse for bad grammar and/or incorrect spelling.

—Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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Ok.. So are you goin’a let him bluetube your tweeter?

—Bella Bancroft

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Thou shalt not tweet to be retweeted.

—Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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People despite their struggles, flaws and faults are honestly the most beautiful creatures. We are wonderfully-broken pieces of art.

—Alexander Pyles

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Thou shalt not unfollow someone, merely because they stopped following you.

—Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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Use Discretion: It is proper netiquette to use discretion, best behavior, in all online activity.

—David Chiles

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Thou shalt not follow someone, merely because they are following you.

—Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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It’s good netiquette to avoid information that offends or challenge errors when confronted.

—David Chiles

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Thou shalt not think that thou be a leader, merely because thee be having more than 0 followers.

—Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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My life story is too long to tweet. Too long by two characters—and by characters I don’t mean Dora J. Arod and Dark Jar Tin Zoo.

—Jarod Kintz

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To leave a man’s ego bigger, retweet him. To leave his faculty of reasoning better, challenge his tweet.

—Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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We had a whirlwind romance. That’s what happens when you date a tornado. Hold on, I have to stop tweeting for a bit because Kansas keeps calling.

—Jarod Kintz

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How do god fit him ass in them jeans when he is, in fact, Everywhere

—Patricia Lockwood

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I’m not a treasure hunter—I’m a treasure farmer. I grow quotes, and each person like Tim Fargo who tweets me is a thrill no shipwreck can match.

—Jarod Kintz

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For any creative thought to be contagious, it must first be worthy of a sneeze.

—Ryan Lilly

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The reason it’s hard for me to tweet is I don’t want to pronounce anything, and Twitter is for pronouncing.

—Jonathan Ames

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Jarod Kintz gets so many retweets, he’s like Katniss Everdeen with tourettes in a forest full of Mockingjays.

—Ryan Lilly

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Goodreads.com is actually about fiction not dreading goo. But I have a profile there, anyway…

—Michael A. Arnzen

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