In presence of the Moon nobody sees stars.

If someone tells you you’re not beautiful, turn around and walk away so they canhave a great view of your fabulous ass.

Sun glasses are the unofficial celebrities’ uniform.

Oh! This’ll impress you – I’m actually in the Abnormal Psychology textbook. Obviously my family is so proud. Keep in mind though, I’m a PEZ dispenser and I’m in the abnormal Psychology textbook. Who says...

A society needs famous people; the question is whom it chooses for that role. Any criticism of its choice is by implication a criticism of that society.

People focus on role models; it is more effective to find antimodels – people you don’t want to resemble when you grow up

I mean, that’s at least in part why I ingested chemical waste – it was a kind of desire to abbreviate myself. To present the CliffNotes of the emotional me, as opposed to the twelve-column...

Love is not a maybe thing, you know when you love someone.

As a society we should try to never inhibit another person’s creativity. In people like myself, it’s all we have.

When you are looking to meet someone,you are looking to settle.Becaue you are not looking for someone,you are looking for anyone

The key to being a great agent is treating everyone like a celebrity and treating a celebrity like everyone else.

…to her all books were the same and, as with her subjects, she felt a duty to approach them without prejudice…Lauren Bacall, Winifred Holtby, Sylvia Plath – who were they? Only be reading could she...

Boys are like purses. You’re always gonna have that one boy that you’re always comfortable with and you know you’ll always kind of like. That’s your purse that you wear everywhere. Then you have that...

I hated the fake world of celebrities, especially those my age. The media plays them up in sparkles and happiness to make it more appealing so they can exploit you.At least that’s what my naïve...

On that same tour we ran into a band at Aylesbury Friars, a biggish venue in Oxfordshire, England. They were a four-piece from Ireland called U2. They seemed like nice fellows and they sounded pretty...

Twitter provides us with a wonderful platform to discuss/confront societal problems. We trend Justin Bieber instead.

Famous people steal my quotes all of the time without knowing; none of it is ever very interesting though.

How is it that some celebrities, whom the average person would believe to have all the popularity a human being could want, still admit to feeling lonely? It is quite naive to assume that popularity...

An art prodigy of the 21st century has yet to be crowned. Or have they?

Stars are attributed w/ intelligence they don’t have, beauty they haven’t worked for, loyaly & love they are incapable of reciprocating, and strength they do not possess. They are treated like a beautiful vase of...

Cats are the best. They don’t need haircuts, and they love to cuddle, unlike certain celebrities who’ve issued restraining orders against me.

Back then: to be regarded as well-known, one had to be great. Today: to be regarded as great, one has to be well-known.

In honor of Oprah Winfrey: Even greater than the ability to inspire others with hope is the power to motivate them to give as much to the lives of others as they would give to...

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The envied are like bureaucrats; the more impersonal they are, the greater the illusion (for themselves and for others) of their power.

Prostitutes are paid for taking their clothes off. Celebrities are paid for putting others’ clothes on.

The stars have a strong effect on our daily shopping lives. Hollywood is astrology’s only credible conspiracy.

get that”, we will forever be a society that thinks Beautiful Mind was a spy movie and every stranger is really a friend on Facebook.

The happiness of being envied is glamour.Being envied is a solitary form of reassurance. It depends precisely upon not sharing your experience with those who envy you. You are observed with interest but you do...

Though you can get smart from reading everything that a smart person writes, you cannot get famous from reading about everything that a famous person does or is said to have done.

We spend too much time keeping up with celebrities. They’re living their dreams, what about you? Are you where you want to be in life. Get off the couch, turn off the tv and start...

I applied at Tower Records on Sunset Boulevard after my band broke up. I really wanted to work there because it involved the love of my life, music. It was also located on the world...

A celebrity’s body is an advertiser’s canvas.

Karl Marx: “Religion is the opiate of the masses.”Carrie Fisher: “I did masses of opiates religiously.