I don’t like salad dressing. I prefer salad undressing. I’m a health freak. And I do mean freak.

When your head is about to explode, you shouldn’t dare call in a psychiatrist because you’re about bringing new ideas to world that will later label you a freak.

God is the comic shepherd who gets more of a kick out of that one lost sheep once he finds it again than out of the ninety and nine who had the good sense not...

Everybody has a second personality, it may possess and make you do whatever it likes.

You say freak, I say unique.

Facebook is that successful guy you’re supposed to want to date, but you can’t keep your mind off the beautiful freak in the corner. Twitter is my freak.

La doble vida: la de freaky i la de mentida.

Sex!” She must be one freaky nymphomaniac, because everything she says is carefully designed to get me thinking about sex.

Will your dad freak if I kiss you good-bye?” he asked.

Trust me, I am nuts!

The problem is normal was’nt in my DNA. I was destined to be forever freakish.

There is nothing to talk about” she said. “I’m just a freak that’s all.

I’m too much of a control freak.

I’m a bit of a control freak.

I’m your full blown charismatic evangelical freak daddy.

I’m a freak of neat. The kitchen has to be clean.

The most interesting people are the unusual. No one writes about or discusses the average, the ordinary, or the common; they write about and discuss the weird, the mad and the different, so if you...

Thats what happens to Snow in Texas, lady. It freaking MELTS!!” Leo Valdez- The Lost Hero

I’m not a control freak.

I am a big believer in letting your own personal freak flag fly.

That’s what I love about you. You’re a freak. Like me.

Your mind can do wonders, so scary movies are not the healthiest for me because it does freak me out.

I’m a bit of a gadget freak.

I couldn’t bear the thought of Alex looking at me like I was a freak. It was bad enough that the looked at me as Jack’s sister.

The hands of fate keep time on a heart-shaped clock.

It is unfortunate that when you want to make some people feel like human beings, they begin to take you as an animal.

I love being bullied. Being hit and kicked by others gets me totally excited. That’s what kind of freak I am. Sorry if that bothers you.

I’ve always been a bit of a car freak.

A deaf and dumb in the mist of morons is a renowed talkative among brains.