Most men want sex, without the kids or commitment. I want sex, but I don’t want to have to pay any money. But is that possible? I should invent a vending machine that dispenses sex....

Nakedness has no color: this can come as news only to those who have never covered, or been covered by, another naked human being.

Helen Kelleresque.

I am going to think of you every time I don’t have sex. So that’ll mean I’ll always be thinking of you.

Robots make better lovers.

Shaving a sheep is considered foreplay in some countries. But I don’t consider foreplay at all, not even before sex.

Boats should be shaped more like shoes. Better for dancing. The only thing I’m better at than dancing is making love, and grandmas all over Memphis say they haven’t seen moves like mine since after...

2 out of 4 numbers prefer being in the bottom 50 percent. Half of all lovers also prefer being on the bottom.

My hobby is boxing up all my stuff and then unpacking it and pretending I just moved and I’m getting a fresh start on life. And I make love like a professional boxer, only without...

I make love like others make money. You’ve got to spend money to make money, right? If not, then why am I paying for sex?

I have a spreadsheet of all the women I’d like to spread and sheet. Your mom is on my list. So is your grandma, may she rest in peace.

I make love like Siberia, only with less heat and more of an isolated feeling.

The piercing fanfare of the brass against the brutal boom and rattle of the drums surged through the air. At the head of the Ferris band marched the drum majorette. A crimson and white shako...

Men and the pursuit of them are strongly intertwined with my mental health. I would say, in my defensive defense, that the problem with being a serial monogamist is, there isn’t anybody random or unimportant:...

Anna loved and didn’t love sex. Anna needed and didn’t need it. Her relationship with sex was a convoluted partnership that rose from both her passivity and an unassailable desire to be distracted.

Don’t let yourself die without knowing the wonder of fucking with love

Miriam – I’ll give you any flowers you want!’ Rhapsodising over the thousand scents of her body, I exclaimed: ‘I’ll grow orchids from your hands, roses from your breasts. You can have magnolias in your...

When a man touches a woman’s body, he is not just touching her body. It goes MUCH DEEPER than that for a woman. He is touching parts of her soul-parts as diverse as how she...

If you give a man a hammer, he thinks he can solve all problems by pounding. Well, God gave men penises….

I had begun to think my ripening body would wither untasted on the vine.

Ah, lust. It makes us forget anything we want to. The greatest relaxant, the greatest stimulant.

I prefer having sex with myself rather than with someone who wants something instead.

If some men think they’ve been outdone by a woman, well, they hit back with the best weapon they have. And that’s to put you in your place and let you think you only have...

She loved the fact he was older than her and more experienced, he had so much to teach her and she couldn’t wait to learn.

One thing I’ve learned in all these years is not to make love when you really don’t feel it; there’s probably nothing worse you can do to yourself than that.

I was just thinking if the sex with you is one-tenth as fun as arguing with you. I’ll be one happy bastard.””You’ll never find out. You——–” He kissed me. ~ Jack Travis & Ella Varner

Can you get that through your head, right?’ she said through gritted teeth. ‘This was not some moony little teenage crush. This is a real live want to throw him on the floor and shag...

As she uttered the words of the prayer, she glanced up at him as if he were God Himself. He watched her with growing pleasure. In front of him was kneeling the directress, being humiliated...

Oh, I`m sure Tristin will do it” She said casually as she hung the dress back on the hanger. I stared at her in confusion. “Surely he knows how to put a condom.” The visual...

Money, food, and sex are overrated. They become attachments that enslave the untrained mind. Freedom has no cravings.” – Kevin W. Reese

We spoke on the phone for the first time that morning. My back against the chest of drawers, my knees tucked under my chin. “What are you doing?” You ask. “Staring at my socks,” I...

When certain parts of our bodies are touched, certain enzymes and chemicals that trigger sexual desire are released into our system. The more our bodies are stimulated, the more chemicals are released and the greater...

It’s all about sex.

Personally, I think the “Potter” books have too many adverbs and not enough sex.

gender empathy”. Doing unto your partner as you would do unto yourself only works well when you’re gay.

Yes, something like that. Might I get a refill?” He held up his empty glass.

Hayır ya, hayır! Seks olmadan yaşamak. Bak düşün! Diyorum ki kötü bir şey olmasa. Misal, belki de çayı şekersiz içmek gibi. Başlarda acıdır, ama şekerli içtiğin yıllarda çayın tadını aslında hiç almadığını fark edersin ve...

Body of a woman, white hills, white thighs,you look like a world, lying in surrender.My rough peasant’s body digs in youand makes the son leap from the depth of the earth.I was lone like a...

The man kisses me and I just hop right on him like he’s the hottest new ride at Disneyland.

Give me your secrets. I’ll give you my soul.

Fidelity is a living, breathing entity. On wobbly footing, it can wander, becoming something different entirely.

Their lips met with a tender and powerful force. At that point, they melted into each other and Seth felt a flush of sensations over his entire being. Hands wandered naturally, and each caress became...

In some ways blowjobs are better than sex because when you have a mouthful of cock you can’t make snide comments.

A salary is, to a man’s employer, what his wife’s vagina is to his wife: a tool used to (1) reward; and (2) control him.

Everyone loves it, everyone wants it, But someone who has enough guts to take it are considered as sluts…Why? Why does world has to be full of double-faced hypocrites?

If there’s anything I’ve learned it’s that love is an unstoppable human drive, fierce and universal, and that sex is the physical manifestation of love. And that sex without love is missing the whole damn...

Oferecer o corpo como objeto agradavável, dar gratuitamente prazer: é isso o que os ocidentais não sabem mais fazer. Perderam totalmente o senso da doação. Podem até se esforçar, mas não conseguem mais sentir o...

There are two more turds, smaller ones, and when he has eaten these, residual shit to lick out of her anus. He prays that she’ll let him drop the cape over himself, to be allowed,...

You may have noticed we have no sex lives. As a result there’s lots of chocolate in this house.

The physical union of a man and a woman, in essence, is a supernatural act, a reminiscence of paradise, the most beautiful of all the hymns of praise dedicated to the Creator by the creature;...