Hi honey, I’m home! Take your pants off!” Wesley announced. He kissed my cheek as he passed me and put his lunch container in the sink.

Mm-hmm.

He unbuckled his beltand pulled off his blue jeans and boxers. I guess I had forgotten hisactual size and I blushed at the sight of him. This was gonna hurt.

Ohyeah. If Gus calls, just tell him I was balls-deep in your ass and that I’mon my way now.

I closed my eyes and resigned myself to the fact that my boyfriend was a pervert. He was lucky he was so cute.

You’re mine and I wouldn’t let you prostitute yourself for pizza. Now go put on a shirt,” I said, pulling two slices onto a plate.

She better be a blonde bimbo with a huge rackand no personality if he’s gonna cheat on me.

Like take you home and fuck you up, down, and sideways,” heanswered, like it was the most obvious thing in the world.