Every concept of reality is all in our head, belief is what makes truth.

I think men think about their penises as much as women think about molestation.

Does anyone else day dream about what it would be like if specific age groups just dropped dead all across the world?

My author role model is Kurata Misako. I want to be rich enough to drive from room to room in my home but also down to earth enough to let squirrels live in my hair.

Do you ever feel like we are the universe’s date to a pig party? Love, The Human Race

I want to find a designer that can represent me. I want to find a celebrity that reflects me.So far I’ve been dressing in cotton-polyester blends.It’s what Jerffrey Dahmer wore.

The wider you spread your fingers apart while clapping is equal to the amount of retarded you look while clapping.

I’ve noticed that you are retarded, Dr. Phil.

A novel is no different than graffiti in a bathroom stall, it’s just more pretentious.

Do animals understand the concept of dreams or do they think they enter another dimension when they get tired?

Humor, drama, romance, whatever genre of entertainment you create or consume is only effective if it is challenging to your sensibilities. When the sexuality of seeing a woman’s ankles became trumped by her calf, society...

I’ve purged myself of worldly goods; half my stuff is either being sold or going to charity. I need to go shopping.

I hallowed out my Bible to put another, smaller Bible inside.

This semester has born in me the flame of hope to one day become a leader in the modern feminist movement. I can and will be the force that blows new life into it, giving...

You keep the title of ‘president’ even if you served only one term. The same goes for rapists.

The concept of virginity is a social construct. If you’re wondering if my commercial value, self-respect, and/or quality of my immortal soul has been affected by things that have gone in or out of my...

If women ruled the world there would be no wars. But, we all would have been aborted.

I’ve seen the first three Terminator movies in succession more times in my life than I have shaved my legs.

I’m going to punch words in your ear holes.

Even Azathoth is bored of this tune.