Many find in sex and economics the meaning of life and the reason of it all. The consequence of this is that the goal of life for many has become a relief of tension.

Lift your hips for me, love.

The only deep emotion I occasionally felt in these affairs was gratitude, when all was going well and I was left, not only peace, but freedom to come and go–never kinder and gayer with one...

Nothing we can do together is ever going to be embarrassing.

It’s hard to imagine talking to Lucy. But I can imagine sleeping with her. I have been imagining it quite regularly. I can’t stop imagining it. Maybe it’s time for my first Lucy Branch, my...

Benjamin Franklin was a real tomcat, no woman was safe from his lightening bolt

I am an Angel of the Light. You should not be touching my sweet, innocent flesh this way. I am a Vessel of Purity, undefiled by the pleasures of the flesh.

It’s your world, but I make my way in it. At fifteen, no, I couldn’t stand up to you. The age of illusions, when we know nothing, we hope for everything; we’re wandering in a...

Isn’t it strange that when we fall in love, this great dream we have, this extraordinary disease, the only thing in which either one of us is interested, it’s inevitably with some perfectly ordinary drip...

Mrs. MacAndrew shared the common opinion of her sex that a man is always a brute to leave a woman who is attached to him, but that a woman is much to blame if he...

I’m so ready you could drive a truck straight up my ass and I would bend over and push back until it was in to the rear bumper.

Gradually it became clear that it is a fundamental error to try to give the sexual act a psychological interpretation, to attribute to it a psychic meaning as if it were a neurotic symptom. But...

Unapologetically smitten with thunderstorms…the thought of rough sex beneath an acid washed moon and hydrated stars…

When a clandestine couple kisses, it is much more likely that sex will immediately follow. This is because there is much more risk. Once you have kissed secretly, it is very difficult not to have...

It’s all overrated, man. Sex is only a great thing if you’re not getting any.

I say I dont sleep with married men, but what I mean is that I dont sleep with happily married men.

KAMASUTRA LESSONS: 1. Kamasutra says : If you suck one nipple, the women herself offers the other one. And that was the origin of “buy one get one free”! 2. Did you ever notice: everything...

I like to feel sexy. I know my husband thinks I’m sexy. I think he is too. But I don’t go out half-naked with ‘sex’ written across my back.

Her lips full and inviting, she has an infectious laugh and glassy cackle in her eyes, and a 2000 volt sexual charisma that beckons me like a fluff girl on scuffed knees.

Making love – having sex – with James had been like discovering a lie of omission. She had become more aware of things because of their pronounced absence.

Mi guardo allo specchio: un fantasma stravolto. Mi lego i capelli e ignoro le borse che mi sono venute sotto gli occhi a forza di piangere. Non riesco a credere che il mondo mi stia...

We made love like two people trying to make love like three people in the trunk of a car.

The air felt thick with the feeling between us, like it was filling the room: a room full of our carnal heat, our hot desire for each other. Both my hands were clenched on the...

I believe that sexual offenders and predators should be released…as long as it is mandatory they get to move into the house next door to the judge that released them.

Era ella quien se abría como una sandía madura, roja, jugosa, tibia, ella quien sudaba esa fragancia penetrante de mariscos, ella quien lo mordía, lo arañaba, lo chupaba, gemía, agonizaba de sofoco y de placer....

Never invest so much in anyone romantically that you lose your head. The Buddha of casual sex, I remain detached at all costs.

If your sexual fantasies were truly of interest to others, they would no longer be fantasies.

I think that I shall never see a poem as lovely as a hot-gushing, butt-cramping, gut hosing orgasm.

I make love like the 13th floor is the 14th floor of a hotel. I give it that little extra that takes it to a whole new level.

Even if Kylie offered me sex, I would say no!

It’s been said that men think only about sex and food. And some men, like my uncle Lester, think about sex with food. Needless to say the church has ordered him to cease bringing his...

Shifting my weight and readjusting my stance, I’m eventually able to do like he wants, floating up and down in the palms of his hands.”That’s it-” he said.I ask if this is how he and...

Posing the question: does the god of love use underarm deodorant, vaginal spray and fluoride toothpaste?

Our sex smelled like love—and monetary transaction. Whatever we had, it was politics at its most honest.

I had a dream about you. You winked at me and said the meat’s fresh, and I didn’t know which meat you were referring to. So I zipped up my pants and left the Men’s...

One word I’d use to describe space is lonely. The only way I’ll board a space shuttle is if I had a babysitter with me. You know, to watch the baby I’ll make with her.

I had a dream I took the form of Chuck Norris and kicked your ass. Then I impregnated you from across the room.

Shit goes out, and dick goes in. This is the way of the prisoner.

Sex, like business, is better with multiple partners.

Don’t scream out my name in bed. Scream out random fractions instead.

If you want me to have sex with you, I’ll have sex with you. If you want me to love you, I’ll have sex with you.

My vacation wasn’t long enough—and neither was my penis. Two weeks is just too short to satisfy one woman all night long.

Love is like meatloaf—don’t make it after midnight, unless you’re wearing a condom.

For a woman, intellectually stimulated is sexually aroused. For a man, sexually aroused is—well, I don’t know, I can’t think right now, because I have an erection.

Men lie to get laid, women lie about orgasms, and hermaphrodites lie to themselves.

What’s a fuck when what I want is love?

And then there was Lydia.Lydia who had hurtled into his life – into their lives – with hair like fire, eyes like amethysts and a fuck-me scent so palpable that he’d betrayed the only woman...

There is enough conformity in the world Lord MacCaulay. I doubt that mine, or lack of it, will send the planet from its axis. Meanwhile, my heart does not soar for the riches you set...

I can’t think of a word to rhyme with marble column.

Sex makes you stupid