I will never be the woman with the perfect hair, who can wear white and not spill on it.

You wouldn’t commit to a nice guy, given the option? [Carrie] I can’t even commit to a long distance carrier. [Stanford]

It took me a really long time to get here, but I’m here. Carrie, you’re the one. [Mr.Big]

Ray.

I knew I wanted a handbag, but they were so pricey. I love Marc Jacobs.

The only one who should have to pay for a bad relationship is the person in your next relationship. [Miranda]

He and Stanford are in love! [Charlotte] Well, according to ‘Honcho’, he used to be in love all over town. [Anthony]

Sex and the City is the ultimate reality show.

Charlotte: So how are you?Carrie: I’m good. How are you?Charlotte: Great.Carrie: I told Aidan about the affair and he broke up with me.Charlotte: Trey and I never had sex on our honeymoon.Carrie: You win. So....

She can reach me, but I can’t ever get her. [Big]

The Outer Limits: Season One

Having money isn’t the answer but it makes your life a hell of a lot nicer. If you have the choice to have money or not have money, pick having money,

It’s such a tribute to my show. My show is so good. I feel so blessed to play such a strong character,

It was a typical downtown male mix. Ten percent Wall Street, ten percent real estate, and ten percent Samantha had already slept with. [Carrie]

Sean (while ice-skating with Carrie): I’m guessing it’s easier to balance when you’re not smoking.Carrie: Smoking is the only thing that keeps me balanced.

money damages arising from personal injuries.

Charlotte: Is it safe? Are there stairs? What about sharp edges?Carrie: Charlotte, it’s a death trap. We’re just going to strap a pillow around the kid and hope for the best.

When you vote yes or no, … it takes you out of the negotiations, and I don’t ever want to be out of the game.

Who would have thought an island that tiny would be big enough to hold all our old boyfriends?[Miranda]

The subject’s always had an appeal because this a unique character.

Charlotte: Imagine, being blind and not being able to see a beautiful day like today. Can you think of anything worse?Anthony: Stonewashed jeans and a matching jacket.

You call this a relationship? [Maria] Well, it’s tedious and the sex is dwindling, so from what I’ve heard, yes. [Samantha]

I love beautiful clothes and am privileged enough to have access to a lot them … but they also are returned the next day. They are not mine,

Desperate Housewives.

It takes half the amount of time you dated someone to get over them.

You fantasize about a man with a Park Avenue apartment and a nice big stock portfolio…For me, it’s a fireman with a nice big hose. [Samantha]

I’m just sorry about my actions,

Sex and the City.

Junkyard Wars.

I’m looking for love. Real love. Ridiculous, inconvenient, consuming, can’t-live-without-each-other love.

focus on him or her, but to really focus on the thing that’s good about you. … We’re asking women to be honest with themselves.

It’s a slippery slope, Carrie. Without boundaries you never know what might happen. [Miranda]

Women don’t care. We care about nice arms, great eyes, a big dick… I’ve never once heard a woman say: “He had such a big full scrotum.”

a new type of single woman, one quite different from the traditional spinster or single girl in her 20s.

The Brady Bunch: The Complete Fourth Season

You shouldn’t have to sacrifice who you are just because somebody else has a problem with it.

Hi, Mrs. Collier. I’m a Jew now. How are you? [Charlotte]

Will and Grace.

My Zen teacher also said: the only way to true happiness is to live in the moment and not worry about the future. Of course, he died penniless and single. [Carrie]

It’s really hard to walk in a single woman’s shoes — that’s why you sometimes need really special shoes!

Maybe the past is an anchor holding us back. Maybe, you have to let go of who you are to become who you will be.

F*** me badly once, shame on you. F*** me badly twice, shame on me.

Maybe we should get married.[Charlotte] Alrighty.[Trey]

When Charlotte really liked somebody she said their whole name. It helped her picture their future monogrammed towels. [Carrie]

Suicide is not glamorous and should not be portrayed in a glamorous light.

Sometimes we need to stop analyzing the past, stop planning the future, stop figuring out precisely how we feel, stop deciding exactly what we want, and just see what happens.

Beverly Hills Cop II.

Your good friend has just taken a piece of cake out of the garbage and eaten it. You will probably need this information when you check me into the Betty Crocker Clinic. [Miranda]

It’s not the way I perceive myself, I’m so low on my priority list, … I love beautiful clothes and am privileged enough to have access to a lot of them. But they’re returned the...

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