Charlotte: Is it safe? Are there stairs? What about sharp edges?Carrie: Charlotte, it’s a death trap. We’re just going to strap a pillow around the kid and hope for the best.

When you vote yes or no, … it takes you out of the negotiations, and I don’t ever want to be out of the game.

Who would have thought an island that tiny would be big enough to hold all our old boyfriends?[Miranda]

The subject’s always had an appeal because this a unique character.

Charlotte: Imagine, being blind and not being able to see a beautiful day like today. Can you think of anything worse?Anthony: Stonewashed jeans and a matching jacket.

You call this a relationship? [Maria] Well, it’s tedious and the sex is dwindling, so from what I’ve heard, yes. [Samantha]

I love beautiful clothes and am privileged enough to have access to a lot them … but they also are returned the next day. They are not mine,

Desperate Housewives.

It takes half the amount of time you dated someone to get over them.

You fantasize about a man with a Park Avenue apartment and a nice big stock portfolio…For me, it’s a fireman with a nice big hose. [Samantha]

I’m just sorry about my actions,

Sex and the City.

Junkyard Wars.

I’m looking for love. Real love. Ridiculous, inconvenient, consuming, can’t-live-without-each-other love.

focus on him or her, but to really focus on the thing that’s good about you. … We’re asking women to be honest with themselves.

It’s a slippery slope, Carrie. Without boundaries you never know what might happen. [Miranda]

Women don’t care. We care about nice arms, great eyes, a big dick… I’ve never once heard a woman say: “He had such a big full scrotum.”

a new type of single woman, one quite different from the traditional spinster or single girl in her 20s.

The Brady Bunch: The Complete Fourth Season

You shouldn’t have to sacrifice who you are just because somebody else has a problem with it.

Hi, Mrs. Collier. I’m a Jew now. How are you? [Charlotte]

Will and Grace.

My Zen teacher also said: the only way to true happiness is to live in the moment and not worry about the future. Of course, he died penniless and single. [Carrie]

It’s really hard to walk in a single woman’s shoes — that’s why you sometimes need really special shoes!

Maybe the past is an anchor holding us back. Maybe, you have to let go of who you are to become who you will be.

F*** me badly once, shame on you. F*** me badly twice, shame on me.

Maybe we should get married.[Charlotte] Alrighty.[Trey]

When Charlotte really liked somebody she said their whole name. It helped her picture their future monogrammed towels. [Carrie]

Suicide is not glamorous and should not be portrayed in a glamorous light.

Sometimes we need to stop analyzing the past, stop planning the future, stop figuring out precisely how we feel, stop deciding exactly what we want, and just see what happens.

Beverly Hills Cop II.

Your good friend has just taken a piece of cake out of the garbage and eaten it. You will probably need this information when you check me into the Betty Crocker Clinic. [Miranda]

It’s not the way I perceive myself, I’m so low on my priority list, … I love beautiful clothes and am privileged enough to have access to a lot of them. But they’re returned the...

I don’t know. I moved to L.A. to be a rock star and a comedian, and now I’m a contributor to Cosmopolitan,

Oh my God, she’s fashion road-kill!

Fear knocked at the door. Faith answered. There was no one there.

Bellhop: “this is a non-smoking floor.”Carrie: “I have an addiction sir!”

You men have no idea what we’re dealing with down there. Teeth placement, and jaw stress, and suction, and gag reflex, and all the while bobbing up and down, moaning and trying to breathe through...

Homeless to Harvard: The Liz Murray Story.

Life is not all about sex. [Samantha]

He was a child who felt for other people, and though I can try to take credit for teaching him that, it would not be true — he was born with that gift.

I admit it’s tempting to wish for the perfect boss – the perfect parent – or the perfect outfit. But maybe the best any of us can do is not quit, play the hand we’ve...

Men in their forties are like the New York Times Sunday crossword puzzle: tricky, complicated, and you’re never really sure you got the right answer. [Carrie]

It’s my birthday. I’m officially old. [Carrie on her 35th Birthday]

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When you’re young, your whole life is about the pursuit of fun. Then, you grow up and learn to be cautious. You could break a bone or a heart. You look before you leap and...

Maybe all men are a drug. Sometimes they bring you down and sometimes, like now, they get you so high.”

We’re both independent, so we complement each other in a good way, … It’s fun to be out on the town with her, but when we’re alone, that’s when it’s really great.

Carrie: Honey, if it hurts so much, why are we going shopping?Samantha: I have a broken toe, not a broken spirit.

Carrie: I just love Sleeping Beauty! The music, the sets, the costumes. It’s so romantic!Stanford: You only like it because she sleeps for a hundred years and doesn’t age.