I had often fantasized about running into my ex and his wife. But in those fantasies, I was running over them with a truck.

The only thing that I have ever successfully made in the kitchen is a mess. And several little fires. [Carrie]

The Indians had to wait up to six months for a response. It took me six months to get the message that I really wanted to be with Aidan. And now, I couldn’t wait another...

fame costs. And ‘Fame: The Complete First Season’ is where you start paying. In sweat.

But the most exciting, challenging and significant relationship of all is the one you have with yourself. And if you can find someone to love the you you love, well, that’s just fabulous.

Are there some women put in the world just to make you feel bad about yourself?

I think I’ve got monogamy. I must have caught it from you people!

Charlotte: You exchanged keys, that’s big!Carrie: No, that’s the opposite of Big.

A stud is born! [Stanford]

the lights fade to black.

Puberty is a phase… fifteen years of rejection is a lifestyle. [Stanford]

They have to let him out, to do what he does best.

There isn’t enough wall space in NYC to hang all of my exes. Let me tell you – a lot of them were hung.[Samantha]

I love you, but I love myself more.

There was so much skin, it was like a shar-pei![Charlotte]

There is the issue of my husband.

I thought, ‘Well, I just love it because I’m pregnant and I see all these little babies and they’re cute and I’m just gushing with emotion.’ And then I actually had my baby and still...

I’m thinking balls are to men what purses are to women. It’s just a little bag, but we feel naked in public without it. [Carrie]

[Get rid of his stuff and the things that remind you of him.] Right now, the priority is to turn your home into recovery central instead of a ‘But he has the prettiest eyes’ torture...

Miranda: Maybe it’s time that I stop being so angry.Carrie: Yeah, but what would you do with all your free time?

Courtney (Showing Carrie her book cover): Let me talk you through it. Blurred background, aah, fast-paced city. And you, naked with nothing but your ideas.Carrie: I get it. But, see, no matter how fast paced...

I want you to look at me, connect with me. This is lovemaking, it’s not a porno flick. [Maria]

Someone once said that two halves make a whole. And when two halves move in together, it makes a whole lot of stuff. [Carrie]

Lord of the Strings.

Despite the fact that there are over eight million people on the island of Manhattan, there are times you still feel shipwrecked and alone. Times even the most resourceful survivor would feel the need to...

Hannibal v. Rome.

Don’t worry, sweetie, don’t worry! Nobody in New York notices a bus until it’s about to hit them! [Samantha]

the sort of person who’d back Proposition 14.

[I actually do possess some sort of a range, and I would like the opportunity to exercise that and that is what is happening right now. George Clooney had a great quote:] You can call...

From my experience, honey, if he seems too good to be true he probably is. [Samantha]

When an opportunity comes, I don’t question it. I grab it, drop its ring on the nightstand and swing on it ’til dawn!

Samantha: So, how were they? Carrie: The pancakes? Delicious, exactly what I wanted. I couldn’t get enough. Samantha: No, I was referring to the moves. Carrie: Delicious, exactly what I wanted. I couldn’t get enough.

I don’t believe in the Republican party or the Democratic party. I just believe in parties. [Samantha]

I don’t think she’s a lesbian. I think she just ran out of men. [Charlotte]

I don’t see color, I see conquests.[Samantha]

Middle-Age Girls Gone Wild.

When Charles Dickens wrote “It was the best of times, it was the worst of times,” I believe he must have been having an affair with his married ex-boyfriend.

Lipstick,

I’m living with skid-marks guy.[Miranda]

No lady likes to dance or dine, accompanied by a porcupine. Burma Shave.

frank sexual discussions and tell colorful jokes and stories (and even make expressive gestures) as part of the creative process.

Don’t you want to stand still with me?

My dream is to open for other people,

You in a threesome? You won’t even wear a thong! [Samantha]

Everybody wonders what happens after you die[Carrie] I’m too busy wondering who’s dinging my car in the garage. [Big]

There are no available men in their thirties in New York. Giuliani had them removed along with the homeless. [Miranda]

I think it’s romantic when someone offers me a seat on the subway. [Carrie]

, pretend-news that every commercial TV station does, in a format configured to reflect the amount of actual content i.e. it’ll run 10 minutes, tops.

[Reviews have been somewhat mixed. Publishers Weekly called it] often tedious but hilarious. … far more frightening than funny.

I ‘ ve done the merry-go-round, I ‘ ve been through the revolving doors, I feel like I ‘ ve met someone I can stand still with for a minute. Don ‘ t you want...