It’s ridiculous to repeat costly mistakes because you believe there is always a next chance. Mistakes may flow, but you have all it takes to close the canals they used!

How crazy it would be if the moon did spin and the earth stood still and the sun went dim!How absolutely ludicrous if snakes could walk and kids could fly and mimes did talk!How silly...

On my recent trip to Washington DC, I wore a hat I made out of a tin funnel that I covered with fur. Why? Because I was going to where the world’s largest collection of...

You can’t fight hatred with hatred and expect anyone to listen to you. You can only try to lessen it with humor, wit, truth and commonsense. If that doesn’t work run like hell, while they...

You and I have a love so secret that not even you know about it. But first, let me introduce myself.

It’s ridiculous, but it’s horrible going bald. Anyone who says it isn’t is lying.

yalt” in loyalty. Well, I don’t know if I’d go that far with it, but yeah, I guess I am a pretty yalty person.

As to the fragments of morality that are irregularly and thinly scattered in those books [the Bible], they make no part of this pretended thing, revealed religion. They are the natural dictates of conscience, and...

What is most vile and despicable about money is that it even confers talent. And it will do so until the end of the world.

Glimmer, I hear someone call her – ugh, the names the people in District 1 give their children are so ridiculous …

You could empty the trash and my love for you still wouldn’t fit inside. But just because it won’t fit, doesn’t mean you shouldn’t empty the trash.

That’s just ridiculous,

I’d love to work with an Asian guy named Wu Hu, because just saying his name would get me all pumped up and excited.

Though it is not a direct article of the christian system that this world that we inhabit is the whole of the habitable creation, yet it is so worked up therewith, from what is called...

… the more I learned, the more conscious did I become of the fact that I was ridiculous. So that for me my years of hard work at the university seem in the end to...

This idea that clumsy, stumbling people are real bright is ridiculous, because intelligence is related to neurologic function, and really intelligent people are very well-coordinated.

Every night I cuddle with a blob of unbaked clay I fashioned in the shape of a woman. But that’s what being in love is all about.

If anyone else asked that question, O He Who Is Terrible and Great, I would have said they were an ignorant fool; in you it is a sign of the disarming simplicity which is the...

Dear Ford,I think my Ford Explorer door is broken. It just won’t close. I think this is because I don’t have the rest of the Explorer, I only have the door.It’s a passenger-side door, and...

It is not then the existence or the non-existence, of the persons that I trouble myself about; it is the fable of Jesus Christ, as told in the New Testament, and the wild and visionary...

In an ordinary suit and tie, I’d look like a little macho. I’d be ridiculous.

I have received nasty e-mails, messages on Twitter and ridiculous comments, not only about my size, but my family.

It’s never been bad or ridiculous. I know who I am and what I’ve done, and I’m really comfortable with myself.

If love were a dolphin with wings and a unicorn’s horn, being ridden by a blind leprechaun dressed like Rasputin, would you believe in second chances for love at first sight?

I think it’s utterly ridiculous.

A wife is a friend first, a lover second, and third and probably most important, a maid.

Need to get to Ruislip by sparrow-fart though’, said the squadron leader. ‘Think you can do that? Can I come along for the ride?

I half hoped he would be shirtless, but then wanted to smack myself at the ridiculous secret confession.

I want to talk to you and be random with you and be ridiculous with you.

Often, moreover, it is…that aspect of our being that society finds eccentric, ridiculous, or disagreeable, that holds our sweet waters, our secret well of happiness, the key to our equanimity in malevolent climes.

I don’t like customer service, because I don’t believe the customer should have to pay and help out too.

It’s ridiculous. My life’s been a series of happy accidents.

The country is provincial; it becomes ridiculous when it tries to ape Paris.

Trying to rewrite the past was a child’s game, a pointless, ridiculous child’s game no one ever won.

…And of course they’ll get their milk from us, because Gooch’s milk in the village really can’t be trusted. I do hope, Henry, the vicarage drains are all right if Martin is to go there,...

I wouldn’t even have braces on my teeth. I think they are horrible and this idea that everyone should conform and be perfect is ridiculous.

I want to write my own eulogy, and I want to write it in Latin. It seems only fitting to read a dead language at my funeral.

It’s really ridiculous,

That’s where I went to buy my last watch.

Nicknames stick to people, and the most ridiculous are the most adhesive.

It is often argued that religion is valuable because it makes men good, but even if this were true it would not be a proof that religion is true. That would be an extension of...

I can tie a cherry stem into a knot with my tongue. Now, if only I could do the same with my shoelaces, I wouldn’t have to banana pudding my way to success.

Like Alexander the Great and Caesar, I’m out to conquer the world. But first I have to stop at Walmart and pick up some supplies.

I have been pregnant in so many movies it’s ridiculous.

Why is it that showers and even storms seem to come by chance, so that many people think it quite natural to pray for rain or fine weather, though they would consider it ridiculous to...

t was once famously said that it is as well that wars are so ruinously expensive, else we would never stop fighting them. However well said, it seems also to be endlessly forgotten that, while...

I think people are going to return to sanity when they see how ridiculous many of these charges are, and how the predictions are not borne out.

All letters of love are Ridiculous. They wouldn’t be love letters if they were not Ridiculous.

If you think it’s offensive that I call alleged biblical miracles ridiculous, you should ask yourself whether or not it’s ridiculous to insist that Muhammad flew on a winged horse. Or that the earth was...

OK,” Josh said evenly, “I’ve seen men made of mud, I guess I can accept spying rats. Do they talk?” he wondered aloud.Don’t be ridiculous,” Flamel snapped, “They’re rats.”Josh really didn’t think it was a...