In an ordinary suit and tie, I’d look like a little macho. I’d be ridiculous.

I have received nasty e-mails, messages on Twitter and ridiculous comments, not only about my size, but my family.

It’s never been bad or ridiculous. I know who I am and what I’ve done, and I’m really comfortable with myself.

If love were a dolphin with wings and a unicorn’s horn, being ridden by a blind leprechaun dressed like Rasputin, would you believe in second chances for love at first sight?

I think it’s utterly ridiculous.

A wife is a friend first, a lover second, and third and probably most important, a maid.

Need to get to Ruislip by sparrow-fart though’, said the squadron leader. ‘Think you can do that? Can I come along for the ride?

I half hoped he would be shirtless, but then wanted to smack myself at the ridiculous secret confession.

I want to talk to you and be random with you and be ridiculous with you.

Often, moreover, it is…that aspect of our being that society finds eccentric, ridiculous, or disagreeable, that holds our sweet waters, our secret well of happiness, the key to our equanimity in malevolent climes.

I don’t like customer service, because I don’t believe the customer should have to pay and help out too.

It’s ridiculous. My life’s been a series of happy accidents.

The country is provincial; it becomes ridiculous when it tries to ape Paris.

Trying to rewrite the past was a child’s game, a pointless, ridiculous child’s game no one ever won.

…And of course they’ll get their milk from us, because Gooch’s milk in the village really can’t be trusted. I do hope, Henry, the vicarage drains are all right if Martin is to go there,...

I wouldn’t even have braces on my teeth. I think they are horrible and this idea that everyone should conform and be perfect is ridiculous.

I want to write my own eulogy, and I want to write it in Latin. It seems only fitting to read a dead language at my funeral.

It’s really ridiculous,

That’s where I went to buy my last watch.

Nicknames stick to people, and the most ridiculous are the most adhesive.

It is often argued that religion is valuable because it makes men good, but even if this were true it would not be a proof that religion is true. That would be an extension of...

I can tie a cherry stem into a knot with my tongue. Now, if only I could do the same with my shoelaces, I wouldn’t have to banana pudding my way to success.

Like Alexander the Great and Caesar, I’m out to conquer the world. But first I have to stop at Walmart and pick up some supplies.

I have been pregnant in so many movies it’s ridiculous.

Why is it that showers and even storms seem to come by chance, so that many people think it quite natural to pray for rain or fine weather, though they would consider it ridiculous to...

t was once famously said that it is as well that wars are so ruinously expensive, else we would never stop fighting them. However well said, it seems also to be endlessly forgotten that, while...

I think people are going to return to sanity when they see how ridiculous many of these charges are, and how the predictions are not borne out.

All letters of love are Ridiculous. They wouldn’t be love letters if they were not Ridiculous.

If you think it’s offensive that I call alleged biblical miracles ridiculous, you should ask yourself whether or not it’s ridiculous to insist that Muhammad flew on a winged horse. Or that the earth was...

OK,” Josh said evenly, “I’ve seen men made of mud, I guess I can accept spying rats. Do they talk?” he wondered aloud.Don’t be ridiculous,” Flamel snapped, “They’re rats.”Josh really didn’t think it was a...

Dear Edmond,While you were sleeping this afternoon, I was busy hustling around town. You see, when I woke up early this morning to clean the apartment for the party tonight, I noticed that all your...

This supreme instance of Troy’s goodness fell upon Gabriel’s ears like the thirteenth stroke of a crazy clock.

I didn’t shave my mustache off. Instead what I did was taped Elton John’s asshole to my top lip and then all of the sudden I had twice the dick in my mouth as before....

Don’t be ridiculous, please.’The most insulting words in the world!

Great Listener Seeks Mute Woman.

When you find yourself looking ridiculous, reasoning isn’t worth a damn.

Orafoura paid me in pajamas, and I let him because the pajamas matched his plaid mustache.

I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous – everyone hasn’t met me yet.

I make ridiculous like I make damn sure nobody sees me when I do. I make it by hand and then I sell it on Etsy. Buy local.

Vincent had ten major ideas every week: three brilliant, five good, and two ridiculous.

I have good news and I have bad news. The good news is that your house hasn’t burned down, you don’t have cancer, and your daughter hasn’t been raped or murdered. The bad news is...

I think the tax cut is ridiculous but so am I.

Dallas is an extraordinary place in it’s own right. The first thing about Dallas that you can’t get away from, particularly when I arrived, you’ve got no idea of the heat in this place. It’s...

There is no real bravery in getting paid to save someone’s life. However, there is a large amount of bravery in a nurse break dancing at the hospital’s Christmas party.

I heard my friend’s car wouldn’t start, so I mailed him a parking lot. I should be a politician.

And even though it was ridiculously childish, in the end I had to call myself a faggot, which really annoyed me, because 1. I don’t think that word should ever be used by anyone, let...

It’s ridiculous to repeat costly mistakes because you believe there is always a next chance. Mistakes may flow, but you have all it takes to close the canals they used!

How crazy it would be if the moon did spin and the earth stood still and the sun went dim!How absolutely ludicrous if snakes could walk and kids could fly and mimes did talk!How silly...

On my recent trip to Washington DC, I wore a hat I made out of a tin funnel that I covered with fur. Why? Because I was going to where the world’s largest collection of...

You can’t fight hatred with hatred and expect anyone to listen to you. You can only try to lessen it with humor, wit, truth and commonsense. If that doesn’t work run like hell, while they...