He’s so pretty it hurts.

Students want female teachers to be warm and nurturing. When they aren’t, they get marked down across the board for being ‘bitches.” What’s a bitch? A woman who acts like a confident guy. Women are...

A lot of people think I’m that guy in ‘Betsy’s Wedding’, but I’m not. What it is for me is that, on some level, I connect with the character emotionally.

It gets so boring at home. After all, how many reruns of Abbott and Costello movies can a guy watch on television?

I used to psych myself up before the show and now I do the complete opposite: I psych myself down. It’s 12:30 at night, you don’t want some guy yelling at you. You want some...

I’m not really a music guy.

I’m not a guy that sits around and does nothing.

My friend told me I went over to this guy and he pulled a knife.

You can imagine my embarrassment when I killed the wrong guy.

Bruno Mars is pretty fashionable. Gary Clarck Junior, who was also in our ad with Jimmy Page, is a super super stylish guy.

We need leaders who will stand up for the little guy and listen once again.

It’s kind of nice in some ways having an Olympic Trials where I finished second. You can kind of go in more under the radar facing a 2:03 guy and facing a lot of dudes...

Never be a food snob. Learn from everyone you meet – the fish guy at your market, the lady at the local diner, farmers, cheese makers. Ask questions, try everything and eat up!

One guy told me I was a great actor, I just would never be on the cover of a magazine.

I’m never the smartest guy in the room. I’m willing to work harder than most people around me, come earlier, stay later.

I’m not painting myself as a down-home, modest guy.

I’m the guy that gets up at three in the morning to jot down an entire sheet of lyrics for something that won’t be recorded for six months. You have to get it down when...

I’m the guy to call. Look at the resume. I have kids of my own. I have dogs.

I’m not a Hollywood guy.

I’m the guy who gets uncomfortable. That’s why I was able to write ‘The 40-Year-Old Virgin’ and ‘Knocked Up.’ I believe in those guys.

The more a woman appreciates the hunting prowess of her man, the more he will kill for her.

I guess they often cast me as the bad guy, because I’m not, er, conventional looking. I look sort of violent. I’m the odd one out, the outsider.

Carbohydrate is the bad guy. You have to see that.

I am a normal guy.

Being a rapper is about being cool, but being a comedian, you’re not supposed to be the coolest guy.

A lot of people say, ‘AC/DC – that’s the band with the little guy who runs around in school shorts!’

I’m very proud of being Italian-American, but people don’t realize that the mafia is just this aberration. The real community is built on the working man, the guy who’s the cop, the fireman, the truck...

When I read a script, if I feel it’s written with the idea of just bashing other people, then I shy away from it. Sometimes it’s some guy coming out with his own hatred, and...

When you find a guy who is powerful, a big father figure, you latch onto him immediately.

Scott Hall is a great wrestler, a better friend, but more than anything a very caring human being. Scott never passed a homeless person or someone in need without opening his wallet. This is a...

I don’t mind a gut. In fact, I would prefer a guy to have a gut than be too built.

I was really a charmer; I was the guy who would get to the office, the principal would sit me down and within 10 minutes, we’d be, like, talking about some movies or something.

When the idea of ‘Chopped’ surfaced, it was originally meant to be taped at some guy’s mansion with him and his crazy Chihuahua. A stuffy fellow in a tuxedo was to host, and the losing...

I’m a musical theater guy. That’s where I came from. That’s where I go whenever I have the chance. It’s my first love.

I’m not a leading guy.

I’m a ‘Power of Now’ kind of guy, always have been. I don’t really hang on to a lot of pictures. I have pictures of my daughters.

I did a production of Macbeth in the 1960s in which I had a swordfight in the final scene. But the blade fell off my sword just as I was stabbing the guy. I ended...

People… need a time to laugh. It’s up to us to bonk ourselves on the head and slip on a banana peel so the average guy can say, ‘I may be bad, honey, but I’m...

How to drive a guy crazy: send him a telegram and on the top put ‘page 2.’

I’ve given up looking for a boyfriend. That’s not to say I won’t be interested if the right guy comes along. But I’m not in a hurry.

When a guy knocks ya down, never get up unless he’s gonna kill ya.

I suppose it’s not a social norm, and not a manly thing to do — to feel, discuss feelings. So that’s what I’m giving the finger to. Social norms and stuff…what good are social norms,...

I’m a guy. Unless the dirt attacks first, I leave it in peace.

Well, capitalism is going to grow and grow. The nature of it is that the guy who has the most poker chips on the table has more leverage than everyone else. He can eventually outbluff...

Some guy hit my fender, and I told him, ‘Be fruitful and multiply,’ but not in those words.

I think I’m prone to not being a good guy in relationships.

When I watch a guy I know is a big Republican, part of me thinks I probably wouldn’t like this person if I met him, or we would have different opinions.

I think every guy that hits his 40s has a little bit of a wake-up call and wants to just keep things real, as they say, and just to push yourself.

My only advice is don’t tattoo some guy’s name on yourself. Ever. I’ve done it twice. Twice! I’m in the process of getting both removed. It’s the most painful thing imaginable.

I’d just gotten into Los Angeles from Texas, where I live, and the phone rang and it was the guy calling about the Willie Nelson video. I was totally excited about it.