A teacher is a person who never says anything once.
Anyone who says they don’t like to receive a gift is lying.
Tabloid discussion of bad children always blames baby-boomer liberals, careerist mothers and fashion-crazed Nathan Barley types who think it’s all enormously funny. But the centre-leftish psycho-thinker Oliver James says it’s all down to the Thatcher-and-after...
We know the particular poem, not what it says that we can restate.
We shouldn’t accept things just because somebody says so.
Whenever someone says the word community, I want to reach for an oxygen mask.
As my manager says, ‘These are wonderful problems.’
I’ve never done a box set, and Eddie’s full of it if he says otherwise.