You’re more mean-spirited than I remember you being.It’s this organic body. Hologram fur wasn’t itchy.-Admiral Breya Andreyasn & Petey

Does that mean that if we shave all the Ob’enn they’ll be nice?-Sergeant Schlock

I always thought I was going to end up an old spinster, with my cats and fur coats.

In a meat-eating world, wearing leather for shoes and even clothes, the discussion of fur is childish.

I’ve brought you something to wear over your dress and I do not want to hear your views on killing animals to provide coats for the wealthy. I have it on the best authority that...

Personally, I don’t wear fur.

Killing an animal to make a coat is sin. It wasn’t meant to be, and we have no right to do it. A woman gains status when she refuses to see anything killed to be...

No woman ever gets given a fur coat for good reasons; if it’s not to keep her on her back, it’s to get her off his.

The best present is wrapped in fur. And when you shake the package, it meows. Give the gift of love, before it runs away and gets run over.

Qui n’a plus qu’un moment a vivreN’a plus rien a dissimuler

My love is a six-toed mutant, like a Hemingway cat. Pet it wisely.

Take off that darn fur coat!…Or maybe you’d like to have us open all the windows.

On my recent trip to Washington DC, I wore a hat I made out of a tin funnel that I covered with fur. Why? Because I was going to where the world’s largest collection of...

Time flies when you grow fangs and fur.