I google myself but I never cheated on you. Never.

When it comes to emotions, women know how to paint with the full set of oils, while men are busy doodling with crayons.

Get it in while you can. It’ll all be gone soon enough.

The groom should not see you in the dress just before the wedding, that’s bad luck. You know what’s worst luck? Is getting married, itself. I’ve read studies. It’s like 2 out of 3 of...

She said one thing and I said another and the next thing I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life in the middle of that conversation.

no matter what

That was not sex. That was naked poetry.

I can’t teach you how to write, and anybody who says they can is full of shit.