Doyle: “What is it now, then?”Cordelia: “Isn’t java supposed to be a coffee?”Doyle: “Ready to abandon the the Web project?”Cordelia: “No way. We have a chance here to make contact with the millions of people...

Being amongst rough lives and confusion does not make you less, it only makes your beauty shine out more clearly.

I paid for two seats at the back of the car to give my thighs breathing space. The gangly man sitting next to me used the extra space to spread his legs as widely as...

Her hair was pulled back so severely, it would have won approval from the Spanish Inquisition as a method of torture.

There’s one thing you don’t put in a trap, if you’re smart, if you value your continued existance, if you have any plans about seeing tomorrow, there is one thing you never ever put in...

Gods, man, don’t you start now,’ I said softly. ‘We’re going to get a terrible reputation if we just keep travelling across the countryside crying all the time.

Mrs Guinea answered my letter and invited me to lunch at her home. That was where I saw my first finger-bowl.The water had a few cherry blossoms floating in it, and I thought it must...

Take it!” he snarled, hurling the diamond necklace across the table at his opponent. “And may you rot in hell with it!””I should not dream of intruding upon you there,” replied Mr Brundy, bowing deeply...

Keeping an active mind has been vital to my survival, as has been maintaining a sense of humor.

But in every church there are people who, for reasons which seem sufficient to them, do not approve of their pastor and seek to harry him and bully him into some condition pleasing to themselves....

In his essay,Agastya had said that his real ambition was to be a domesticated male stray dog because they lived the best life.They were assured of food,and because they were stray they didn’t have to...

St John had always been a fan of the RS Turbo, mainly due to the colour coded rear spoiler and air vents in the bonnet, which distinguished it from the more common and less powerful...

You should get a better boyfriend. One with an IQ higher than a turnip.

I knew that I was talented. I was positive about that. I wasn’t sure exactly what I was talented at, but I was ambitious enough to wait it out and see what turned up.

Once I pulled a job, I was so stupid. I picked a guy’s pocket on an airplane and made a run for it.

La culture, c’est comme la confiture, moins on en a, plus on l’étale.

D’yer see it? This finger, laddie, could send ye to meet yer Maker!”Sgt. Deisenburger stared at the black and purple nail a few inches from his face. As an offensive weapon it rated quite highly,...

Having had virtually no contact with the outside world for the last few weeks, Evan had temporarily forgotten the social norms governing shopping conduct or approaching celebrities in public.

We should silence anyone who opposes the right to freedom of speech.

Sandra, with this topic, yes. But usually, no.

I’m not afraid of dying. I’m afraid I’ll never get a chance to live!

Dr. Cox: Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to present, Man Not Caring.[points to self]

Free your mind from routine, keep your brain somewhere else

In real life, Snow White stays dead and Rapunzel grows old, alone in her tower. In real life, you gotta have enough sense to stay away from ugly bitches offering you shiny apples and have...

I’d spend hours in HMVs, Virgin Megastores and second-hand record shops staffed by greasy-haired 40-year-olds dressed as 20-year-olds, listening to contemporary music of every genre – Britrock, heavy maiden, gang rap, brakebeat. And I came...

The subject of money was not mentioned again at the time, but when Miss Todd began going to Mrs Morland as secretary, she insisted on having an account from Dr Ford, much to his annoyance....

If there’s grass on the pitch,” and gives his small cock a quick squeeze under the desk.

Just because you disagreed with the Poll Tax and detested Margaret Thatcher—””Detest is a little inappropriate,” Parlabane said. “Maybe closer to say I spent the entire Eighties wishing I was pissing on her rotting corpse.

My–? But I don’t… ew!

Luck ever attends the bold and constructive thinker: the apple, for instance, fell from the tree precisely when Newton’s mind was groping after the law of gravity, and as Diva stepped into her grocer’s to...

When life throws shit at you, grow great, big, fuck off roses.

Very. What is all this harping on intoxication?

I have actually known a case where a Woman has exterminated her whole household, and half an hour afterwards, when her rage was over and the fragments swept away, has asked what has become of...

There’s only one thing in life more dangerous than a bad idea, and that’s a good one.

Stephanie could see the greed seep into the watery eyes of herfather’s other brother, a horrible little man called Fergus, as henodded sadly and spoke sombrely and pocketed the silverwarewhen he thought no one was...

Don’t worry, everyone is mentally ill, they just haven’t figured out a name for yours yet.

No Matter what you’re, Matter is ; What you do.

You’re alright, I guess; for, you’re just being you, like any other cuckoo.

When Johnny Depp saw it, he was so excited he fluffed up to twice his normal size.

Displacement of ‘What goes around, comes around’ is Zero.

How many words are you having trouble with, sir?Just the ones that I’ve highlighted.I count at least a dozen, and I haven’t gotten out of the first paragraph.That’s as far as I got, too. I’m...

Kelly was not going to remove her glasses. No matter what the television said about it being safe to do during the ‘totality’. The television also told her she wouldn’t age if she bought expensive...

According as the man is, so must you humour him.

In every step you take, keep your feet firmly on the ground.

Sharks don’t eat seafood because they like it, but because chicken can’t swim.

Aye, you usually say that, and I still stay. It’s our way.

Make it dark, make it grim, make it tough, but then, for the love of God, tell a joke.

And then, as if written by the hand of a bad novelist, an incredible thing happened.

What a dick!” some might say!But don’t you worry my little sheep,I am not sad and will not weep,For Caleb Jones is a cheat!He two-timed me with some ho,Whose name is Kacey ‘Slut’ Munroe!But I...

Superman once challenged Chuck Norris to a fight, the loser had to wear his underwear on the outside.